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Art directed and finalized a new brand, and then was hired on as CMO. Finalized a sponsorship deal with marucci, the official bat of MLB, and opening up their merch store next month. It's been 60 hour work weeks for a few months running.
- Keep the faith ya geezers!canoe
- dope_niko
- ZD ?utopian
- Nice!
Send your CV to Jaguar ;)OBBTKN - Congrats! Careful with them 60's, they notorisusly burn on both ends.thenohero
- Yeah, it's just a part of onboarding... I keep telling myself!canoe
- This is a good read for you utopian - https://www.goodread…canoe
- Lolz @canoe's professional "diss" towards @utopian; could this be QBN's Drake AND Kendrick beef?!
; )ideaist - A good read for Canoe :)
https://i.imgur.com/…utopian - ^ OH SSSHHHIIIAAATTT!!!ideaist
- I thought you were going to post a book about "How to Finish your 'sketch' with AI and Fool Yourself and Others into Believing you can Diss Canoe!" :-pcanoe
- @ideaist - you do know this guy never says anything productive about the work, always a slightly saber-toothed targeted bite. But then uses AI to 'finish' work.canoe
- There's a c-word in England for that.canoe
- Happy Friday utope - https://www.youtube.…canoe
- @canoe *shots fired*ideaist
- Whoopsie-daisy, I wasn’t aiming to trigger your nerve’s mid-life crisis. So sensitive.utopian
- I'm not sure if I've ever said anything nice about your work, but I do give positive feedback to those who post good work. Check facts before posting nonsense.utopian
- "That guy that never says anything productive about the work" read the side posts....champ! https://www.qbn.com/…utopian
- I don't care what you think about the work - I care to tell you your condescending, cryptic remarks aren't necessary when celebrating the peak of my career.canoe
- "So sensitive" - putting it back on me is a classic response to someone who can't handle self reflection. And a good sign that someone is a cunt.canoe
- Finally, you posted work you did with AI... which explains everything about your negative shit when people post work - you're not good enough for yourself.canoe
- I fucking hate that... fat guys slumming on the couch yelling at the coach on the tvcanoe
- Where's your work utopian? Nothing.In.The. Past.3.Years? I know a few other loud lurkers on QBN.canoe
- It's always cool when you get the chance to handle an entire branding project, to have creative direction over everything.
*claps*grafician - @canoe don't mind utopian, he's obnoxious lately, let him post his AI slopgrafician
- Well ya know, for him, self actualization means midlife crisis.canoe
- Post more work from this project when it's finishedgrafician
- also even tho we talk shit sometimes, you should know I really respect good work
good luck!grafician - Lol @ the stooge shit posting non-stop in every other thread.utopian
- For the love of Allah....please stop whining and complaining like a sniffling bitch then playing the victim card.utopian
- graf never posts work eithermonospaced
- @monospace :)))) look whois talking
Still remember those crappy banners you defended like your best career works!
I don't post because NDAs you dumbassgrafician - lol, you’ve posted like once in this thread, compared to dozens from me and I’ve NEVER posted banners in this thread beforemonospaced
- But cute little UI stuff. Adorable even for what , a junior designer doing side work?monospaced
- keep downvoting dumbass, it's all you can do :))grafician
- Or better yet, switch to UX/UI work, can't believe you were doing fair booths for all this time!
9/10 jobs posted on Linkedin are in UX and Product these daysgrafician - But to each his own, good luck!grafician
- Again I wasn’t doing booths the whole time lol. I do overall brand, identity and campaign work building experiences etc.monospaced
- And I’m not downvoting you at all.monospaced
- It always ends the same, mono and graf hugging it out!canoe
- @utopian - a real designer would show their work and let it speak for itself, not lurk around like a trool.canoe
- PhanLo0
- I hope all the body copy is set in the same type. With 3d extrusion.Nairn
- Yeah, it's a Y2K flashback mixed with Starship TroopersPhanLo
- It's very Starship Troopers, which makes me harken back to that post you made a few days back with ermoh and the psychic bug being SCARED.Nairn
- ^Yeah defo. It's a scifi B-Movie future we're living in, hehe.PhanLo
- https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- like that show with Steve carrelmonospaced
- Fuck, that's basically him front and centre on that bottom one, lolNairn
- Strong future fascist corp. army vibes, from a cheap scifi movieOBBTKN
- Gardener5
What are you listening to?
Midlake in session mix for Tak Tent Radio
George Formby : When I’m Doing Acid
J. Mascis : Me Again
Mark Kozelek & Desertshore : Livingstone Bramble
Midlake : Aurora Gone
Caravan : Group Girl (demo)
XTC : Millions
Robyn Hitchcock : The Ghost In You
Midlake : I Shall Be Released
The Beatles : Honey Pie (demo)
Ergo Phizmiz : The Flying House
Traffic : You Can All Join In
Midlake : It's Going Down
John Grant + Midlake : Sigourney Weaver
Peter Broderick & Greg Haines : Electric Eel River
Midlake : Antiphon
Jellyfish : Brighter Day
- palimpsest3
- Any context?
The "rain" reminds me of joan miro stylegrafician - Leonid Meteor Storm, as seen over North America on the night of November 12-13, 1833.
"Bilderatlas der Sternenwelt"
Edmund Weißpalimpsest - nice pali, thanks!grafician
- Any context?
- sarahfailin2
Punches For:
Using "uplifting" as a verb. It's just an adjective people.
Say "lifting up" or "highlighting," "pointing out," etc. they're all the same number of syllables and they are actually words.
- Thank you for uplifting this issue for further discussion.monNom
- grammar enthusiast?uan
- Duly Noted. I'm uplifting this post.hotroddy
- I sense a great uplifting in these notes.garbage
- I'm definitely uplifted nowYakuZoku
- I’ve uplifting thisnb
- That's a big ask. (fuck I hate officese)i_monk
- Is it okay if @garbage uses it as a noun?hotroddy
- https://www.merriam-…garbage
- ^ I shall have the noun's second definition burnt into my mind, and will only be able to associate the word with it from here on in.Continuity
- Feeling upliftful atmcanoe
- I'm glad you find your uplifting uplifting.garbage
- PhanLo10
- +1robthelad
- Great!grafician
- knew it was Travis chariest just from the pose. so good_niko
- https://travischares…_niko
- Love Travis work since WildCats. Hes one of the best to ever do it.ArmandoEstrada
- Doesn't look like Ripley, IMOjagara
- prophetone1
- Had an investment that doubled in days. So I might be able to do a sneak purchase of one of these without it being a trackable drain on our bank account ;)microkorg
- want one soo bad but will never be able to justify it enough to pull the triggerletterhead
- They're amazing looking machines, my bro Jack has yet to inform of how good they are, but he said he needed to tell me in person... He may have one!cruddlebub
- Fun & overpriced. But fun.jagara
- A bud has the op-1 and loves it BUT it’s a toy. This is ID, audiophile, design porn; JUST the grey gradient (GREYdient) gives me chills!!!ideaist
- This won't hit the mark for some. But for me this is a perfect little device. As pick-up-and-jam as the OP-1 but with usable sequencersmicrokorg
- and live playability and punch-in/tweakable effects and p-locks. So, deep like an elektron but far far simpler to use.microkorg
- When I had it the OP-1 was my most used device cos it was the most fun, satisfying and easy to use. I always regret selling it...microkorg
- ..but its downfall was that everything had to be 'committed'. so any kind of live jamming or performance was restricted and mostly just tape playback.microkorg
- Nice perspective(s) @microkorg; TE seem to make high end toys for audiophiles SOOO I'm 100% in always.ideaist
- Want to love the OP-1 .. puchased then sold.. then purchased again.. and in process of selling.. again. The whole tape thing is not the droidautoflavour
- and for $3500 AUD .. I would rather just save the extra $1500 and buy a Moog Muse or something usefulautoflavour
- not that i have $3500 .. or $1500 .. or space for a moog muse.. or time to play itautoflavour
- Auto, if i'd had the means I'd likely have bought the OP-1 again, then sold it (repeat) too.microkorg
- look i picked up the second one for $1k .. and currently struggling to sell it for $950 .. a few tire kickers but no biters yet.. had it for 2 years thoautoflavour
- jagara7
- Jaguar ribbed for her pleasurejagara
- electric scooters?monNom
- new target audience: Lesbian, transgender, black and gay with moneymilfhunter
- ^ i don't get itpango
- how long will this brand last? place betsrobthelad
- New CEO who wants something different so he can say he made a change?Nutter
- The original reads "Jaguar". The new one reads "Ja Guar"elahon
- LolSimonFFM
- https://www.dailymai…DaveO
- https://www.youtube.…DaveO
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gardener
- Username almost checksoututopian
- haha utopianNairn
- Jaguar CEO at the next auto show big reveal:
https://tinyurl.com/…_niko - I'm ruined!
https://i.imgur.com/…_niko - I see I'm not the only one using dafontoey_oey
- lol hey_niko
- I mean lol oey_niko
- JaGUarArmandoEstrada
- https://vm.tiktok.co…prophetone
- DaveO4
Punches For:
Successfully tanked an iconic British brand!
- the flame that burned down a brandGnash
- tbf, the jag-buying crowd are mostly dead. They probably will sell more glittered cars nowGnash
- Yeah they're Saudi prince-bait these days. Thankfully the e-type coupe is unmolested!MrT
- they've made a couple of the most beautiful and iconic cars of all time, then it's been shit for 60 years, what do they have to lose I guess._niko
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- This is Southpark IRLmilfhunter
- hans_glib7
- Imagine having to sit in the garden to watch a 10" black and white TV hahaIanbolton
- What a huge antenna! I'm sure it receives signals from outside the galaxyOBBTKN
- 'imagine having to sit in the garden to watch a 52" plasma tv haha'
- someone in 2058HAL9001 - we know what these two are watching_niko
- Oh no, 0.1G!Nairn
- With the same antenna today, you can see docusoaps from outer space!Danish
- prophetone3
- Ayahuasca + that scene will give you that guy's reaction IRL.garbage
- this is low-key diabolical as every gen-x'er in the neighbourhood re-lives their trauma unbeknownst to the kidprophetone
- PhanLo2
- are those the 1% of landowners owning 50% of the land? How do you become a Duke these days? I feel as though I'm ready to step upIanbolton
- arise ian, duke of boltonhans_glib
- It looks like Duke is a really popular name these days.Chimp
- Only richest 4% of the people pay inheritance tax.
Only the richest 1.5% of farmers will pay half inheritance tax spread over 10 years.PhanLo - Surprising omission from this list - Dukes of Hazardstoplying
- https://x.com/TPoint…PhanLo
- No Duke of Earle?monospaced
- What about the Duke of Basketball Game?BK
- https://www.buccleuc…Gardener
- grafician-2
Russia-Ukraine Invasion
"Kyiv has accused Russia of launching an intercontinental ballistic missile attack at Ukraine for the first time, but without a nuclear warhead in a new escalation of the conflict. "
- Getting desperategrafician
- they probably hope that Trump coming will give them quick peace while keeping the occupied teritories and holding UKR out of NATO for years to comegrafician
- ^
Minsk agreements.ApeRobot - @graf: Desperate, who? The US itself doubts that it is really a ballistic missile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- love how AFP invents these headlines then just changes them after idiots copy/pastakingsteven
- mid range ballistic.sted
- The US would know. If Russia fires an ICBM they pretty much have to inform the other UK powers prior otherwise shit could get hot real quick.Nairn
- er.. *nuke powers, not UK.
Not sure how I managed that.Nairn - @kingsteven A/B testing headlines for engagement?grafician
- New generation IRBM. ICBMs are not used for conventional use.OBBTKN
- warning responce to the firing of stormshadows into russia. those needs codes that only nato personel has. nato weapons triggered by nato soldiers into russia.uan
- Hypersonic Russian shovels powered by stolen Ukrainian washing machine chips.Milan
- jagara2
- Do you sell cars?Ianbolton
- You mean, what do I know about marketing cars? Very little. It seems like a very bold direction from Jaguar. Maybe it's effective, who knows :)jagara
- shut up
j a G a r a
:)_niko - Oh, my username. Right...jagara
- honestly, the new car will cost $150-$250k the people in the vid are public transit/ bike to work types aka as far as humanly possible from the buying demograph_niko
- the only people that are going to/can afford to buy those cars are crypto bros, Saudi princes, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James may just so they_niko
- ...can take the piss with jaGuar and how far they've fallen._niko
- New Ordercanoe
- So edgy, so woke.
I bet none these people can actually drive a car.ApeRobot
- hans_glib2
UK is Fucked
Britons could save money by flying abroad and posting their Christmas cards back to the UK – given the soaring cost of first-class stamps, a study revealed today.
Sending a letter from some countries in Europe back to Britain now costs half as much as sending it when in the UK, after the price of a stamp went up to £1.65.
Now, analysis has found posting 100 cards from Bulgaria, Portugal, Italy, Germany, Albania and Serbia would be cheaper - including the cost of a return flight.
- I can never tell whether the Daily Mail truly hates the UK. They're always looking for something to hate upon. And now it's postage! The rage is too muchIanbolton
- i had to post the daily mail at it was the only online article i could find quickly.hans_glib
- you have to admit it's mad that international postage costs less in europe than domestic postage in the uk.hans_glib
- i'm off to paris next week - i might take a few cards and post them to mates for the lolz.hans_glib
- All papers thrive on fear and anger. The newspapers in Heaven would complain about the cost of harps and the pearly gates not keeping enough immigrants out.HAYZ1LLLA