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- mort_5
- Rectum of the year disqualification roundmort_
- https://youtu.be/cPp…mort_
- "Kiss me where the sun don't shine!"Krassy
- BANKattack5
BankBeats
hey buds,
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Low:r – Losing Control (Original Mix)
Specimen A, PLANET PHATT – Acid Trip (Original Mix)
London Elektricity, Danny Byrd – Echoes In The Dance (Original Mix)
Sage, Eala – What You Want feat. Eala (Original Mix)
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QZB, Sydney Bryce – Just Like (Original Mix)
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Conrad Subs – Rocker (Original Mix)
Ray Keith, Mr Quest, DJ WYTEE – RIP feat. Ray Keith (Soldier Boy)
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Low:r – Jos (Original Mix)
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- ideaist7
Transfatty - The Hemingway
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- OBBTKN3
blog
At my wife's recommendation, I was thinking of changing my work hours from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Bugger, I have clients who also work past 3 p.m.
Let's see what I can come up with to explain this to her without ruining our relationship. lol
- You can still do it. Everyone has differnt work hours. They'll get over it.HAYZ1LLLA
- And of course... right now it's 22°C, a beautiful and sunny autumn day, superb!OBBTKN
- I get it Hayzilla, but in autumn I need my 10 or 11 hours of work, along with spring, it's crazy busy for me :(OBBTKN
- I work 7:30am - 4pm, anyone who emails me after 4 gets a reply the next day. We also schedule work out weeks in advance so there is less pressure. Short lunchesslappy
- BusterBoy6
blog
Had an interesting Facebook marketplace experience over the course of the past week. We were selling a small boat we've had for about 15 years...have hardly used for about 5...so time to get rid of it. We originally paid about $900 for it...it's banged up a bit and I needed the storage space so listed it for $50.
A guy contacted my wife and asked if we'd take $30. We told him to GTFO. I said $50, take it or leave it...he agreed.
The wife asks for payment before pickup...he goes silent. Then asks if he can pickup at midday on Sunday...again I say GTFO - come at 9am or after 7pm as it was a nice day and I didn't want to be stuck at home. Again we ask for payment.
The guy then contacts my wife and says can he pick up at 11am - she says no problem, we'll leave the boat in our front yard...gives him our address and as he hasn't paid yet, to leave the cash UNDER THE FRONT DOOR!!
So out we go...I have no idea about this new plan, and of course when we get home, the boat is gone and no cash. I say to the wife 'WTF is going on'? She tells me her plan and I almost fall over...now my wife is lovely, but a bit too trusting at times.
Anyway, at this stage my eyes are turning red with rage...I find the guy's profile - see that he's a 'digital creator' in the local Indian community here...so I post a message on one of his IG posts 'how's the canoe going mate?'.
I then send him a filthy facebook messenger note...warning him if he doesn't pay for the canoe in the next 30 minutes, I'll be outing him on all his platforms as a thief...as we had the entire thing on CCTV with a clear view of his face.
The money landed in my wife's account about 5 minutes later.
- Well done! Tremble, oh boat robbers! ;)
And don't worry, your wife is a good person, take care of her.OBBTKN - :)BusterBoy
- Just to clarify...it wasn't the money that got me angry...just the fact this turd came onto our property and brazenly stole something was what got my goat.BusterBoy
- Wait, he stole your goat too?? What an a-hole!Akagiyama
- I once sold a shitty set of BMX handlebars for £5 on FB Marketplace. Local cash handover only. Guy turns up and immediately says he only has £3. I'm like FFS...Horp
- And then "yeah, whatever. £3" He then hands me a £5 note and wants change. I told him I didn't have change. He said "well okay what else can you add?"Horp
- I say "nothing, the bars cost £5" and he says "but I got you down to £3. How about throwing in that frame too?" I said "how about you pay the £5?" And he saidHorp
- "I can't. I need the bus fare"
What the fuck is up with basic mental processing these days?Horp
- Well done! Tremble, oh boat robbers! ;)
- mort_13
- +1
There were so many shows about it too.monospaced - That shit got to me as a kid. And spontaneous combustion. I thought how the fuck?Ianbolton
- Glitches in the matrixmort_
- and quicksandfooler
- Only losing to this.
http://i.ebayimg.com…moogchild - PiranhasYakuZoku
- And killer beesAkagiyama
- also lochness monster, yeti, champie, bigfoot. still out there!Squiddy
- i was mesmerized by it. read and watched anything about it.renderedred
- I was convinced that quicksand was gonna be a fairly regular obstacleGnash
- +1
- PhanLo12
- Nairn6
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I just spent ten minutes getting seriously pissed off that I couldn't do a monthly payment via a website, effing and blinding after checking and re-checking and refreshing and trying in new private tabs, different browser and every fucking thing I could think to try it to get it to reset the session or whatever other piece of fuck it might be that was making it not wor... oh. I'm behind a VPN, aren't I?
I turn off VPN and it works straight away.
Right. Nngh.
I need to get split-tunneling set up, because this shit's beginning to be a real pain in the arse.
Well done, UK.
- It might've helped if the site, which is a bit flaky sometimes, provided a useful security response other than "something's wrong".Nairn
- #brexitpalimpsest
- still yet to figure it out. the thought of maintaining a whitelist across browsers and 3 computers enough to keep me toggling for now.kingsteven
- Ouch! Remember. There's nothing in this world that politicians can't screw up!OBBTKN
- Yep. When I go to listen to anything on the BBC Radio and forget I've the VPN on I have to spend about ten minutes refreshing the site to let me back in.webazoot
- I installed 1VPN into chrome as a free extension. Only use it for QBN (imgur) and it's super easy.Ianbolton
- mort_3
- Those onion burgers at the end. Omg!mort_
- American cheese FTWmonospaced
- mort_8
- https://media1.tenor…YakuZoku
- Lolz: "Mother, blogger".ideaist
- BlowerOBBTKN
- slappy14
Proud dads...
Karting update, things escalated, we now have a kart each so we can race each other.
Made a small edit of the lads POV below.
?share=copy- So dope!YakuZoku
- +1utopian
- Fantastic, go on! <3OBBTKN
- awesome dad u are! does he has issues grabbing the wheel properly? it seems like gloves are giving him some hard time, maybe i'm wrong just noted it in the vidsted
- They are on the small side but he had just put them on I think. I also think we need to move the wheel forward as he is gripping the wheel to high to get comfyslappy
- PhanLo9
- And a new memecoin probablyYakuZoku
- And we mock boomers on FB.palimpsest
- the qbn demonsHayoth
- the "Yes, I'm on it too!" at the end... she straight gunning for that Elon baby paycheck.jonny_quest_lives
- https://c.tenor.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- Captain Kirk's body is still warm, a week later Erika has already invested, built and launched her app and looking to get some bone. – Godspeed and Grift On.utopian
- LOL
https://www.snopes.c…PhanLo - I can never tell what is real now, there is no reality any more.PhanLo
- why are the right so small minded they still talk about demons like they’re dark ages children?monospaced
- ^ fo realYakuZoku
- you go grrrrl!renderedred
- Too easy a fake y'all.garbage
- And we mock boomers on FB.palimpsest
- rightoids talk about demons with the same kid logic sloppy libs have about electoral politics.face_melter
- kaiyohtee6
- I have many mosh pit stories and a lot of my best ones are from NIN shows, Fuck I miss these shows!YakuZoku
- I saw them twice. Once, they opened for Jane's Addiction, or the other way around. Both were as great as you would have hoped.CyBrainX
- fuck you! ;(pango
- Yeeah! Saw them this year, was so incredible!!!Projectile
- fuck you too!
;(pango - Saw the years ago in Los Angeles, opened up for David Bowie. Amazing show.Akagiyama
- And you too!pango
- and you and you and you lol. i really liked the dual-stage this time around. it made for a unique experience for me.kaiyohtee
- The 1994 with Bowie is one of the things I most wish I didn't miss out on.CyBrainX
- _niko1
Artificial Intelligence
as slopish as this is it's still 1000x better than anything Hollywood can do and I'd watch this as long as there was some human element to it - voice actors, script etc.
- I mean full length films must be a year or two away if that._niko
- no they are not. this is still crap, just got better hiding it.sted
- i did this with gemini pro with coworkers faces... it's fun at first then you're like meh gemini pro locks u at like 3 outputs per dayjonny_quest_lives
- https://i.imgur.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- AI will continue to be fantastic until we realise how far we've let our standards slipMrT
- I challenge anyone to show me CGI better than AI when it comes to natural human movement. CGI is still in uncanny valley. it might add an extra arm_niko
- but it still looks more real than CG_niko
- AI video literally is CGI though isn't it? This is sort of my point; AI is OK against an already-poor benchmark.MrT
