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- mort_13
- Some cats just want to watch the world burn.Continuity
- "Listen Deborah, you left the house for 10 minutes and my food bowl is half full. I panicked, OK??"Akagiyama
- I said curtains Deborah !!!!_me_
- could be worse ... https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- Lil Dickensstoplying
- renderedred5
- the ultimate griftrenderedred
- the power hunger is unreal with this narcissistKrassy
- they need itWallaWalla
- ^ sure, but NOT with Elmo's involvement. LOLKrassy
- ^ sure, then they can wait for that perfect new guy, that should only take like forever.WallaWalla
- politicaly irrelevant by numbers....but sure keeps his name floating in mediaspheres a couple of times more....neverscared
- Curious to know what he thinks he's going to get out of this. I mean ... this isn't a Westminster-style democracy, where the party leader becomes head of ...Continuity
- ... government. And, since he wasn't born in the US, he can't be head of state.
So, what's your angle, Melon?Continuity - idiotic to say the least.renderedred
- attention in the mediacircle is worth it..neverscared
- Tesla shares dive as investors fear new Elon Musk political party will damage brandneverscared
- this prick has gone from peddling his gokarts to lib dullards to revealing his true colours as a plastic white supremacist to wrecker, in the space of 5 months.face_melter
- Each day the "Stable Woke Genius" finds a new way to destroy all of his brands.utopian
- PonyBoy3
blog
It just hit me that this not-from-concentrate organic coconut water I've been drinking non-stop the last 2 weeks tastes exactly like the sugary milk you gulp down after killing the bowl of cereal once floating in it... I am addicted. <3
- Puaj! Incredible the things you can drink guys...OBBTKN
- Wife and me just finished dinner. To drink, sparkling water and a few drops of lemon ;)OBBTKN
- Pfanner makes this pineapple-coconut, i can drink that all day.sted
- "sugary milk" ffsmaquito
- aren't you supposed to be painting me a skateboard? :)PonyBoy
- renderedred0
- Luigi Lineri, The Man Who Collects And Categorizes Stonesrenderedred
- He's hit rock bottom...BusterBoy
- Harry Potter storebezoar
- like no onemaquito
- they tell him he's got the world's largest collection but he just takes it for granite_niko
- PhanLo4
Sexual Harassment of the DAY
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Akku was then lynched by the mob of 200–400 women who showed up. He was stabbed at least 70 times, and chili powder and stones were thrown in his face.
The chili powder was also thrown into the faces of police officers who guarded him. The police officers, overwhelmed and terrified, fled immediately. One of his alleged victims also hacked off his penis. The lynching occurred in Nagpur District Court No. 7 on the marble floor of the courtroom.
As he was being lynched, Akku was horrified and shouted: Forgive me! I won't do it again! The women passed their knives around and kept stabbing him; each woman agreed to stab Akku at least once. His blood was on the floors and walls of the courtroom.
Akku died 15 minutes later; he was 32 years old. The mob continued attacking his corpse post-mortem.
- webazoot27
State of QBN 2025
I'm expecting to be timelined here.
- LOLWallaWalla
- BWAHA! nice jobbezoar
- More! I want a new episode every day.i_monk
- Gold.palimpsest
- More episodes please!WallaWalla
- Right off the bat AI gets the history of Nice Week all wronggarbage
- MOAR!utopian
- Best material EVER to start the day XDmaquito
- lol, fantastic.fadein11
- this is brilliant._me_
- I'm surprised nobody did this before.
...It is scarily spot on.webazoot - This is nuts, you can launch one for every topic imaginable and have a podcast army pumping hundreds of these out a day. I 100% can’t tell that this is ai_niko
- And I would listen to this as much as I listen to any podcast lol. I feel dumb for asking because it’s almost impossible to keep up but what did you use?_niko
- Its Google's NotebookLM. Small bit of editing to trim it down but its pretty much how it came out.webazoot
- You should really try making this a weekly thing. A breakdown of the QB highlights under 10 minutes.palimpsest
- ...I was thinking maybe monthly. I'll try. Is fun to make daft stuff on the internet after not doing so for so long.webazoot
- its too obvious and therefore boring to really get enthusiastic about it...neverscared
- not that i dont appreciate the effort though...neverscared
- not bad at all!renderedred
- Tuning in to the chaos and random outbursts on a monthly roundup podcast would be so entertaining!utopian
- This is like Love Island, but for balding middle age men (like me). Where do I like and follow? PS great use of Notebook.maikel
- Good use of Notebook LMriteshpatel
- grafeeshanjagara
- Beeswax7
- I've ran our comment arguments through ChatGPT... and I've been nice enough to keep that to myself.canoe
- I received more analysis too but this is enough.
It's just human dynamics. No one is evil, roles change, qbn is a honey pot.Beeswax - Deliberately inflammatory; triggers backlash (e.g., downvoted posts)utopian
- lol this is great, is this ChatGPT?_niko
- By the footnotes I would guess Perplexity.palimpsest
- Cool!maquito
- @pali Deepseek R1Beeswax
- Thanks for the info!palimpsest
- Haha. I sit on the fence and post obituaries. That’s soooooo me!Ianbolton
- ^ Points at the fence-sitter.Continuity
- lolmonospaced
- Can chatgpt work out our star signs?Ianbolton
- It’s good at making up shit to make you feel good even if it’s a complete delusion, so yeah, probably great at astrology.monospaced
- well, fuck me i guessautoflavour
- spl33nidoru3
Video Games...
Currently playing Ratchet and Clank PS4 version before the PS5 sequel.
Hadn't played this in 10 years, it's so much fun, highly recommend if you have young kids, it's really like playing an animated movie and the weapons are a joy to use.Is there a better Playstation platform game ?
Growing tired of the somber titles.- +1, reckon I’ve replayed these more than anything else. How long before the TV/movie spinoff?MrT
- I think there already is a movieduckseason
- Have you tried Astrobot?kaiyohtee
- Somehow Astrobot doesn't feel appealing to me, but it seems to get great review and I hardly know anything about it, I'll give it a try, thanks!spl33nidoru
- do it, Astrobot will win you over! One of the few I took time to platinum,..MrT
- Will do!spl33nidoru
- palimpsest5
Nice Week
If we can't be nice it's probably better to not be here at all.
Starting Monday, I’ll be stepping away from QBN for the week.
A pause might do me some good and maybe even more for the rest of you.N.I.C.E. - No Interaction, Contempt Expressed
- Do it!OBBTKN
- starting saturday would be better...neverscared
- also this is not an airport or trainstation u dont have to announce your departure or arriving...neverscared
- And just like da planes, boss, this one went over you head.palimpsest
- or it crashed it into yours.neverscared
- https://media.tenor.…palimpsest
- better late than never...neverscared
- Sí, se puede.palimpsest
- it's difficult to ignore the absolute bat shit crazy energy from some members.. they really make this place a shitshow social site, which it shldn't becanoe
- like for example, the guy who states this isn't an airport, but evidently there is a nonairport manager to tell you that.. FFScanoe
- and on top of that there is an airport manager that tells the non airportmanager ...neverscared
- Sí, se puede. Join me.
https://www.lemonde.…palimpsest - And just like da planes, boss, this one went over you head.. again.canoe
- ^ mate, you're the one who writes actual fucking novels and chronicle, in excruciatingly banal detail, how much you dislike graf.face_melter
- exactly.. proves that canoe doesnt even has a head where planes could go over or crash....neverscared
- Grafician needs to take a permanent vacation from hereWallaWalla
- A ban would be betterWallaWalla
- lol, imagining how he has to ignore this and pretend these posts don’t existmonospaced
- All I'm sayin is the guy said he wanted to have a nice week & you're being a snotty child about it... if u can't see that then you're 12canoe
- @face, I don't know what to say? Not a lot of people like graf, understandably. If my reaction to his shit behavior = I can't be nice, then you're confused.canoe
- My week will be nice for sure, as should be everybody else's.
Sí, se puede.palimpsest - i hope putin and milan have a super bad week...neverscared
- webazoot4
TESLA
‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing*
Elon Musk is obsessive about the design of his supercars, right down to the disappearing door handles. But a series of shocking incidents – from drivers trapped in burning vehicles to dramatic stops on the highway – have led to questions about the safety of the brand. Why won’t Tesla give any answers?
- *This does not explain why cars keep crashing.webazoot
- chilling read "Their conclusion was that while Tesla formally complied with those requests, it omitted large volumes of data that might have proved useful."Nutter
- human harm doesnt count in the name of technological progress....neverscared
- I’d put money down that the rate of crashes is lower in Teslas overall due to AI though.monospaced
- LMFAO15
- or bump this thread with another post like you?monospaced
- curiouscat = graficianredneck
- sausages2
Signs your getting old?
I’ve been married for a long time and have 2 kids and I can’t see any way back from notching up the divorce milestone in the near future. Signs you’re statistically unremarkable.
- that's the ticket - think positive!hans_glib
- Your wife on QBN?BusterBoy
- My mate got divorced last year, has had so much sex, he reckons more than the 20 years with his wife. He's having a blast. i think he'll also drink himself to..PhanLo
- ... death, hopefully before he runs out of money.PhanLo
- Another recently divorced guy (50yo) I know, got really into boxing and going to the gym and starting getting loads of deliberately bad tattoos, he seems to bePhanLo
- doing quite well, changed his job up and has a bit more freedom. He posts loads of pics of his kids on instagram now that he isn't neglecting them by working...PhanLo
- ...all the time.PhanLo
- doggydoggdog7
RIP of the day
Everyone is dying and I'm depressed.
Life is short :(
- Continuity14
- True dat.palimpsest
- yeah, but a bison cooked itself!renderedred
- at least its the 4th of july...neverscared
- Until midnight.palimpsest
- Oh I dunnoGardener
- good enough...5th of july is national bikini day... u c its gettin better day by day ...except u are a german nihilist..neverscared
- pali, you're a "German nihilist"?
Well, I'm shocked.
And not at the "nihilist" part.Continuity - of course u r not shocked because u r the prototype of the german nihilist...u adore that vibe.neverscared
- I'm not even German, you twit. Christ.Continuity
- Laughs in German.palimpsest
- no need to get vulgar....i know.. naturaly i was taking about the vibe... not the actual birthplaceneverscared
- talkingneverscared
- Look at us, turning on ourselves. I blame Graf and NBQIanbolton
- United we stand, divided we fallpalimpsest
- i blame lack of buoyancyneverscared
- and german nihilismneverscared
- Who won the bloody war?Gardener
- I'm no history buff but it wasn't the Germans.palimpsest
- the fat cat blokes who manufacture the weapons, ammunitions usually win all the wars....neverscared
- It was a Fawlty Towers quote, I'll get me coat...Gardener
