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- nb3
Signs your getting old?
You wake up in the morning and realize that this the only life you’ve got, that one day you’ll die and that most of your time was spent living a life for others, and that there is only one true you and you start to recognize yourself and you finally start to live for the very first time.
- ..and you buy your first accordion.rzu-rzu
- i was thinking more banjo but maybe i'm not getting old thenhans_glib
- ...and then, you die.OBBTKN
- You stand taller than you’ve ever stood. You look deep into the mirror and say to yourself...nb
- “God dammit I’m out of Dude Wipes again!”nb
- dont wake up in the morning then....neverscared
- Wait until you realize that there is no "you".palimpsest
- https://youtu.be/mxt…mort_
- lol palimort_
- You don't wake up in the morning when you're old. You wake up in the middle of the nightstoplying
- Until you wake no more.
The show is over. You get up to leave your seat. Time to collect your coat and go home. You turn around. No more coat and no more home.palimpsest - lol @ rzusarahfailin
- dmay2
- lol @grokplaining
p.s. wanted to post this tweet myself last night, but at the end of the day the markets will probably recover so no needgrafician - and it's not even Tommy lee jonesIanbolton
- What do you mean by "not even"?palimpsest
- Damn, who's Tommy's plastic surgeon??Akagiyama
- chatgpt said that's che guevara brografician
- lol @grokplaining
- garbage4
Perfect Albums
I'm sure this is a deep TL, but these three deserve a bump.
This might as well be a cross-post to "Signs your getting old?", because I just realized I've listened to this band for over half of my life.
Shit.
- grafician2
- +1monospaced
- This made me laugh because I’ve always had an issue with how stupidly pedestrian and boring these cars are, and this proves it.monospaced
- Who are they trying to fool?grafician
- Living in a bougie neighborhood, I used to see a lot of tesla's, not anymore since a few week.
Now they're hiding it if they have one.ApeRobot - i remember these images from a couple years back (minus cybertruck)kingsteven
- https://www.reddit.c…kingsteven
- From the owner: “why”— why not? Life’s too short. Plus it may deter damage caused by dumdum EV haters which is increasingly common.kingsteven
- So long ago Tesla owners had to worry about the petrol head anti EV crowd lolkingsteven
- jamesbeat10
Perfect Albums
“This is perhaps the coolest, most definitively etched marriage of melody and latin rhythm ever achieved, and it was achieved by the towering genius of Tom Jobim’s tunes and spare piano accompaniment, Gilberto’s uniquely intimate voice and guitar, a rhythm section that breathes life and colour, all of it topped by the supreme melodist, Stan Getz. All that plus Joao’s wife Astrud as a last minute show stealer and you have a classic on your Hands.”
Keith Sandwick – Jazzwise
- Salarrue9
- Lol WTFYakuZoku
- That is a haircut and a half!microkorg
- zero self-awarenessutopian
- He really hates hair touching his ears!instrmntl
- save some pussy for the rest of us!YakuZoku
- is this AI generated?Krassy
- Plays in a band on the weekendscanoe
- Between the hair (helmet?) and the chin/neck, there's so much to unpack.Continuity
- Now THIS is a guy who knows how to churn butterprophetone
- is the moustache only on one side?Krassy
- https://en.wikipedia…Salarrue
- https://cdn.imago-im…Krassy
- https://i.err.ee/sma…Krassy
- What's the fucking deal with right wing nationalists and shit haircuts?garbage
- moustache is only on one side so he walks in circlesprophetone
- cyberviking 2025neverscared
- Such a distraction with this stupid hair decision. Get a life asshole.cannonball1978
- HELMUT NOTINGAQUTE
- I was complaining about my last hair cut. I feel grateful now.Beeswax
- Okmaquito
- KnobGobbler Sr.utopian
- guy knows exactly what he's doingkingsteven
- NBQ00-2
- Illegally boycott Tesla...LOL. Go fuck yourself.BusterBoy
- american? isnt he from south africa?trooperbill
- i doubt the fatty can drive any car...neverscared
- He didn't even start Teslai_monk
- And to think the UK media EVISCERATED Keir Starmer's wife for accepting a free dress as a gift.DaveO
- That’ll be his second Tesla https://www.theguard…mort_
- Oh man I sure hope a bunch of Trump supporters also go out and buy teslasmonospaced
- This guy couldn't be more tone deaf.dbloc
- BusterBoy9
Elon Musk
The utter cunt is now blaming Ukraine for bringing down Twitter earlier today. FMD.
- lol "tracing"
Enhance! Enhance!Akagiyama - I'd think they have more important things than his shrinking social media site.Nutter
- @aka Don't knock his tracing skills, the dude found the woke mind virus!garbage
- https://futurism.com…garbage
- FMD? Foot And Mouth disease?jagara
- Better get RFK on that virus! Him and Ja Rule.Akagiyama
- lol "tracing"
- Milan4
- hahahahahaha, beautifulNairn
- I feel seen.Nairn
- Timmy Mallet's let himself goPhanLo
- vance? I'd recognize those eyes anywhere_niko
- Nina Simone?maquito
- lolYakuZoku
- Rudy Giulianimonospaced
- could be trump with a wig when it comes to body measures....neverscared
- did we send her the QBN antifascista stickers?hotroddy
- careful hotroddy, you only have 8 minutes of shitposting time before ICE triangulates your coordinates._niko
- I use Starlink. ICE has a non-extradition clause for stalink subscribershotroddy
- lol_niko
- dmay16
- Looks grea!
I'm afraid to imagine what happens when you take your time.palimpsest - Not much better with a crappy home oven :D. Usually try to make an overnight cold fermentation, this one was 5h room tempdmay
- And the flour was just AP flour not that fancy 00 (hard to get here in PT)dmay
- Jesus, that looks good! You got some pretty epic open crumb in there for just using AP. Your yeast must have been fucking lively.Continuity
- looks great, dmay!PonyBoy
- @Continuity I pushed the fermentation a bit with a pinch of sugar and the last 30 minutes were in the oven at around 30˚ Cdmay
- okay, this looks yummy.utopian
- The warm-ish oven thing is something I took to doing as I've been playing around with dough recipes for steamed buns (stay tuned for that in the Food thread)Continuity
- ... and the oven-back black pepper pork buns I posted there. Pizza — like _really_ proper Neapolitan or even NYC style dough — is something intimidates the fuckContinuity
- ... out of me. I'll eventually need to get over this fear.
So, when I see a pizza like yours, I can't help but admire the beautiful thing!Continuity - oven-baked*Continuity
- Also, what's your sauce recipe? Is it raw? Cooked?Continuity
- Raw, Mutti polpa, olive oil, salt, pinch of pepper and fresh basildmay
- Oh nice! I do a half-raw: same polpa, but with very thinly sliced garlic and one anchovy filet that have been very, very gently fried in olive oil.Continuity
- A bit of salt, a bit of pepper, a bit of basil and oregano, and mix everything together.Continuity
- I try to make it neapolitan-ish, but with a home oven that only gets up to 250C, I have to add a bit of olive oil to the dough and stay below 62% hydrationdmay
- Noice crust, matemaquito
- Looks grea!
