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- NBQ00-2
- Illegally boycott Tesla...LOL. Go fuck yourself.BusterBoy
- american? isnt he from south africa?trooperbill
- i doubt the fatty can drive any car...neverscared
- He didn't even start Teslai_monk
- And to think the UK media EVISCERATED Keir Starmer's wife for accepting a free dress as a gift.DaveO
- That’ll be his second Tesla https://www.theguard…mort_
- Oh man I sure hope a bunch of Trump supporters also go out and buy teslasmonospaced
- This guy couldn't be more tone deaf.dbloc
- BusterBoy9
Elon Musk
The utter cunt is now blaming Ukraine for bringing down Twitter earlier today. FMD.
- lol "tracing"
Enhance! Enhance!Akagiyama - I'd think they have more important things than his shrinking social media site.Nutter
- @aka Don't knock his tracing skills, the dude found the woke mind virus!garbage
- https://futurism.com…garbage
- FMD? Foot And Mouth disease?jagara
- Better get RFK on that virus! Him and Ja Rule.Akagiyama
- lol "tracing"
- Milan4
- hahahahahaha, beautifulNairn
- I feel seen.Nairn
- Timmy Mallet's let himself goPhanLo
- vance? I'd recognize those eyes anywhere_niko
- Nina Simone?maquito
- lolYakuZoku
- Rudy Giulianimonospaced
- could be trump with a wig when it comes to body measures....neverscared
- did we send her the QBN antifascista stickers?hotroddy
- careful hotroddy, you only have 8 minutes of shitposting time before ICE triangulates your coordinates._niko
- I use Starlink. ICE has a non-extradition clause for stalink subscribershotroddy
- lol_niko
- dmay16
- Looks grea!
I'm afraid to imagine what happens when you take your time.palimpsest - Not much better with a crappy home oven :D. Usually try to make an overnight cold fermentation, this one was 5h room tempdmay
- And the flour was just AP flour not that fancy 00 (hard to get here in PT)dmay
- Jesus, that looks good! You got some pretty epic open crumb in there for just using AP. Your yeast must have been fucking lively.Continuity
- looks great, dmay!PonyBoy
- @Continuity I pushed the fermentation a bit with a pinch of sugar and the last 30 minutes were in the oven at around 30˚ Cdmay
- okay, this looks yummy.utopian
- The warm-ish oven thing is something I took to doing as I've been playing around with dough recipes for steamed buns (stay tuned for that in the Food thread)Continuity
- ... and the oven-back black pepper pork buns I posted there. Pizza — like _really_ proper Neapolitan or even NYC style dough — is something intimidates the fuckContinuity
- ... out of me. I'll eventually need to get over this fear.
So, when I see a pizza like yours, I can't help but admire the beautiful thing!Continuity - oven-baked*Continuity
- Also, what's your sauce recipe? Is it raw? Cooked?Continuity
- Raw, Mutti polpa, olive oil, salt, pinch of pepper and fresh basildmay
- Oh nice! I do a half-raw: same polpa, but with very thinly sliced garlic and one anchovy filet that have been very, very gently fried in olive oil.Continuity
- A bit of salt, a bit of pepper, a bit of basil and oregano, and mix everything together.Continuity
- I try to make it neapolitan-ish, but with a home oven that only gets up to 250C, I have to add a bit of olive oil to the dough and stay below 62% hydrationdmay
- Noice crust, matemaquito
- Looks grea!
- kingsteven8
Grafician Hate Why?
I work with a Romanian guy that is very like graf. Took me a while on the job to realise he wasn't the boss (and everyone else was just too nice to tell him to shut the fuck up).
My Romanian critiques everything i do - everything... edits, type treatment, pacing, composition, branding, audio... like I haven't been doing it professionally for 25 years... then pumps out some of the worst design I've ever seen in my life.
Guy has zero professional courtesy, client hates him and his work, wants to get rid of him but we've explained he'll end up having to pay 4x to replace him because he loves doing all the work no one else wants to do.
After a few years I can filter out the bullshit. It's only work and I can take critique. I like the guy, we talk about gardening.
Maybe one day Grafician will do the gardening.
- Though he's Romanian he's more like a Canada Goose—soaring high, leading the way... and shitting on everything.palimpsest
- It's an Eastern European/Slavic thing. I know a few Russians who are exactly the same. Dunning Krueger, realised bipedally.Nairn
- yep, hate to stereotype but i think a bit of the graf hate is due to cross-cultural misunderstanding.kingsteven
- lol. Are all Romanians like grafician?NBQ00
- no - graficain is just an incorrigible fuckwit._me_
- and yes i spelt his name incorredctly_me_
- germans are the worst.... dont even get me started with austrians...neverscared
- bratwrurst, sauerkraut and an eery precision to the straightline... terrible.neverscared
- The sad thing is that graf believes that is how Europeans behave.palimpsest
- "My Romanian" lol sounds like a toy pet.stoplying
- What all this have to do with me?
Should I fill a thread with stories about all the entitled pricks that happen to be Americans, Brits, Germans, etc. I've metgrafician - But sure, project hardergrafician
- ^Go ahead palimp I even gave you more grammar baitgrafician
- also imagine all the people here making any assumptions irl about other nationalities based on the trash we post here
That would be something...grafician - Dear graf,
I was not the one that took the bait. Are you projecting?
I am also not the one that excuses my behavior with my provenance.palimpsest - I've always admitted to be being an asshole and the merit is all mine.palimpsest
- again, what all this have to do with me?
also who cares if you're an asshole? or whoever else around heregrafician - assumptions like most of us come here because an Irish guy and and Scottish guy are posting memes? and an english guy that lives in scotland that likes recordskingsteven
- and the anecdotes of a man descended from Scottish oat cakeskingsteven
- Graf,
If you've paying attention, I have always offered my time and patience to help those that are having any type of trouble navigating QBN.
Hold my hand.palimpsest - @kingsteven so you're coming here for the content, then what's all this bickering about?
I come here for the content, I post as sort of a bookmarks librarygrafician - Here we go!
This is a thread about why some people hate you.
One of the common topics/reasons is your attitude towards others.palimpsest - WHY would you care enough about me more than my content?
I find all this fuss disturbing...grafician - On this post ks offers his personal account of a similar or relatable experience with one of your countrymen. Do you see the link?palimpsest
- How and why would I take anybody around here seriously when you act like this?
I don't - by default - because I have a life somewhere else, I come here for cografician - ntentgrafician
- The suggestion is that it's a cultural issue. Which is reinforced (to my understanding) by your multiple arguments of "this is how we do it in Europe".palimpsest
- So all this fuss for me is something like "all these people are really weird, but some of the stuff posted here is useful"grafician
- Maybe now you will get why I am being dismissive or whatever
I'm not here to make friends, I am just curious about the content and that's thatgrafician - So all this effort you're putting into trying to insult me or write all kinds of crap, it's all you
If this is how you make fun, go ahead, Idcgrafician - one more thing: it's really funny to notice that the people that bicker or make all this fuss are the ones that post the less
But you do you
Pa pagrafician - You're not being dismissive. You've really engaging in the discourse. Because it matters to you and me.
We're moving forward.palimpsest - I think we all know that you're not here to make friends, you're here to win
And by your standards you are winning.palimpsest - You care about the quality of your posts and by your own judgement they are top notch.
There is something that bothers you about how we see you as a person.palimpsest - Do you see as unfair because people are not engaging you in the (battle)field of your choice?palimpsest
- It's not that you care about our opinion but what we choose to judge you on?palimpsest
- @graf yeah i have no issue. i only made this post because i'm sure some of the bickering is due to miscommunication. your lack of self deprecation, willingnesskingsteven
- to take the L, never stepping down, making your own rules, it is cultural to a part i'm sure. but when you don't provide any background for example my friends'kingsteven
- interest in gardening, it doesn't make for an endearing presence and i think that triggers a lot of people on here. i get more annoyed by people downvotingkingsteven
- your good posts than i get annoyed at your bad ones... and that's about it for me.kingsteven
- dmay5
Pizza of the Day
This was an experiment a few months ago, fresh mozarella, figs, onion reduction in balsamic vinegar and shitake mushrooms
- phew... delicate!neverscared
- Maybe this is absolutely amazing, but figs on pizza sounds super gross. I'd be open to tasting and being completely converted :)jagara
- I forgot to mention some of the cheese is goat cheese.dmay
- Okay. You're not helping.jagara
- figs for the winAQUTE
- mort_5
- I'm 51 today
along with Chuck Norris and Osama Bin LadenYakuZoku - https://www.youtube.…Continuity
- Happy Birthday Moldy!mort_
- hbd Molderoooo... have a blast!OBBTKN
- Oh yeah, hbd eh, moldy!Continuity
- mold it upgarbage
- Thanks guys!YakuZoku
- I'm 51 today
- grafician1
- Why?grafician
- Elon is nuts!canoe
- From all the people only now, he picked Kellygrafician
- online* nowgrafician
- (X working btw, maybe the US servers are down, EU works)grafician
- I know you are, but what am I?dbloc
- So the drug-fuelled belly flop who works for the draft dodger serial conman is calling a combat veteran, astronaut senator a traitor...seems legit.BusterBoy
- Longcopylover3
Ad of the day
In Germany, Volkswagen just pulled their latest 2 minutes manifesto spot after a magazine found out a big part of the text is just the Apple spot from 2013.
I think some people at DDB slept very badly...The comparison of the lines:
The Apple Spot:
The pulled VW Spot:
- Was it DDB Berlin that did this? They've got a ... questionable reputation on the market.Continuity
- I don't know which office it was but they built a new unit just for VW with some really talented and experienced people.Longcopylover
- "Team Beetle" headed up by Amir Kassaei.
According to meedia.de: "Wie nun seine weitere Karriere bei DDB für VW weitergeht, muss abgewartet werden." FLOL!Continuity - This sounds very much like another Omnicom shitshow, Team X for Mercedes — antoni, TLGG (most recent agency where I worked), and a couple of others.Continuity
- I'm told by former colleagues that it's turned into an out of control perpetual toilet flush.Continuity
- grafician2
- Also X under major cyberattack
Somebody doesn't like Elon todaygrafician - Elmo got himself in deep shitNBQ00
- must be the dog and pet eating immigrannts...neverscared
- When you spend years painting a target on yer back, there comes a point where you better buckle up!Akagiyama
- Also X under major cyberattack
- cruddlebub3
- hooooly fuck this is great. it makes me ache. so much texture!!mantrakid
- Thanks man.cruddlebub
- NBQ001
X
X major outage. Everything's crashing today for Elon. First his reputation, then his rockets, the TSLA stock and now X.
- The amount of bots on X the last month since Trump got into office is skyrocketing
It's like the Zerg in Starcraftgrafician - And he wants to revamp the FAA?!instrmntl
- Stock is falling fast but from an inflated high. Value now is still better than this time last year. What a drop though!microkorg
- Dark storm?Longcopylover
- The amount of bots on X the last month since Trump got into office is skyrocketing