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- lemmy_k0
Companies that never follow up after an interview. I've been on several interviews and it's impossible to find out if I have been passed over or if they are still making a decision.
- That's most of them. I don't even expect that they will let you know unless they hire you. The few rejection form emails I get are months later anyway.CyBrainX
- I may get a rejection letter every 1 out of 15 applications... usually feels generated / generic but I suppose it's the thought that counts <3PonyBoy
- _me_3
Read this in a brief this morning: We are doomed.
___We are an early-stage digital marketing company building our complete brand identity from the ground up. We are looking for one exceptional brand designer to lead Phase 1: a full typographic identity and working design system delivered in Figma.
This is not a logo job. It is a systems job. The identity is built on Swiss typographic precision and Nordic spatial restraint — authoritative without being cold, premium without being opulent, minimal without being empty. If those words mean something specific to you, we should talk.
- Never forget:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - ChatJMB and get two birds stoned at once.kingsteven
- sounds like claude nailed whatever you get from lovable out of the box...ArchitectofFate
- i am more about the french spatial exuberance and david carson typographic anti-precision and fuck upneverscared
- @paly I swear I got shouted down ages ago for saying this shit is coming for all of us. AI is for memes, the unskilled and the artless. Period.garbage
- Oh and for mass surveillance. Forgot about that one. Trash bag your local Palantir, folks.garbage
- memetic warfare ... people are waking up to do it 20 years after its coiningneverscared
- or 50 years depending if count dawkins selfish gene as an originneverscared
- "authoritative without being cold" Homer <Simpson backing into bush gif>CyBrainX
- Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano. 1952.garbage
- It’s a job!monospaced
- It staysmonospaced
- It can stay but the person writing the job description can go.CyBrainX
- lol @mono I came to say "it stays". swiss design, never forget.sea_sea
- Never forget:
- NBQ004
- The ears!! LolOBBTKN
- https://www.1800getl…Krassy
- This is equivalent to the first wireless phonecanoe
- stocks went down lolmilfhunter
- If this is going to replace smartphones, every person, already looking like this guy is going to look like he's talking to himself while texting,CyBrainX
- We need to pre-establish a culture of disdain for anybody who wears this shit. It's tech for perverts and dorks. Wire frame glasses only.garbage
- hans_glib0
g2 sneaky meta spy glasses for contrast...
- cannonball19781
These fucking rats taking the oranges form my tree and sneaking into my cars engine compartment to eat them
- Get a cat.monospaced
- My parents got an outside cat recently and haven’t seen a mouse since.monospaced
- At least the rats here in the U.S. steal pizza slices and have the decency to throw the box in the trash when they’re done.utopian
- elahon14
These two fucking shitbirds are incredibly punchable.
- Smug serial killer vibesbainbridge
- In a country full of angry fed up people with guns, how are guys like this still alive? Ah the media that tells us to focus on each other rather than them.GuyFawkes
- I just don't get how anyone could listen to these guys, trust them, like them. You'd have to be severely mentally challengedinteliboy
- canoe1
"PayPal is the largest online payment processor, holding an estimated 43% to 45% of the global market."
The experience I've had today trying to upgrade a business account and connect a site has been nothing short of Tom and Jerry.
- elahon0
Underneath the flesh is a super-strong hyperalloy combat chassis. An older model had fake rubber skin that was easy to spot. Newer models (like Stephen Miller) have real skin, hair, and sweat. This makes them hard to tell apart from actual people.
It does not feel pain. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
- This image represents so much of what I hate about the US. It's as punch-worthy as anything in this thread.CyBrainX
- OBBTKN3
I’d love to punch the idiot who overtook me in his BMW at over 160 km/h (in an 80 km/h roadwork zone) at midnight, while I was on my way to pick up my daughter from work...
Fucking psychopath!
- spl33nidoru0
Had to witness this abomination in person today for the first time during a meeting and couldn't hold a look of disgust.
You just look like a desperate trend-following flamenco moron. Just nod your head for christ sake.- Am I supposed to know who that is?BusterBoy
- It's not her, it's the gen z finger clappingspl33nidoru
- _me_1
OK dropbox - chill your beans...
youre not taking over my email or socials...
you just hold my stuff - until i want to send it.
Yah ?
- OBBTKN1
Punches for... a friend who had a mastectomy and surgery on her uterus (due to a hereditary cancer risk, she was told)—and yet she keeps smoking and drinking!
- CyBrainX2
Job postings that aren't remote and don't tell you where their office is.
- Nairn2
I'm sure that I've whinged about his beforehand, but: People who call up the second they send a file and ask you about it.
Like literally, I picked up the call as I started speaking with them they say "I've just sent you a file, have you seen it?" and then I heard my email ping.
What, do you think that you're the most important Thing in the fucking Universe?
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I got caught up after writing the above so it's been sat here for a half hour. The flipside with people like this is - I respond, and of course, they take half the age of the Universe's Heath Death to respond.
- Nairn1
Today got even better - met my first 'AI Designer' who completely doesn't understand wtf he's doing, or the [flat-]files that he's making that can't be edited, or indeed what an editable file would be. I couldn't really get wtf was going on until one of the files he sent over had 'copilot' in the filename, so I asked him. Aha. right then.
And, another job has been absolutely and utterly needlessly dragged out because my contact has been gatekeeping, either intentionally or just through an inability to use actual computers, delegating via a phone.
I finally got in contact directly with the designer who's been putting together their stuff, only to realise that all my communications I'd be sharing with my contact (to go onto the designer) were being sent on as useless screengrabs via whatsapp.
fffffffffffffffffffff.
The future's not bright, the future is ..well, probably still orange, what with global warming and whatnot. (Showing my age there with that reference).
- tbf, the copilot-named file was an editable PDF.. just not any of the other stuff he'd generated, included 'critical' 'brand' assets. All AI-generated flatfilesNairn
- Was he hired as a real designer and it turns out he has no skills besides being able to give AI prompts?bainbridge
- First person is their own concern, not an employee, just a self-described designer.Nairn
- I'm quite curious about this person's future. I hope there's a documentary.CyBrainX
- ideaist1
I'm sure this is in here, BUT anyone who calls a song a "bop".
Tried to let it slide, BUT i just cannot.
#OldManYellsAtBop