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- jagara10
Signs your getting old?
Rap these days. Random lyrics overheard on random speakers in a park, something like
Thirsty bitch (what? ugh!)
Thirsty bitch (ay! what?)
Suckin' a ni**a dick!
Suckin' a ni**a dick!
Lil bitch want that dick inna butt like ugh
Pussy drip drip drip
dip dat dick dick dick
Pussy on that drip drip
Xannies, ugh ugh
Tylenol PM what?
Tylenol PM ugh!And so on.
You know, back in my day, you rapped about driveby shooting gang members out of air suspension cars in Compton, now that's real music!
- this is on par with "I got a letter from the government, the other day" no?_niko
- ^ blasphemy niko!mort_
- And the song has 11 writers credited.Akagiyama
- i am shazaamin’ that rinnowscruffics
- that shit fire bludjagara
- :)_niko
- @_niko "it said we're suckers."CyBrainX
- Midnight chillin' at AM/PM
Coolin' drinkin' apple juice
In Evil's BM
The sound's up loud
To attract attention
ArmoraAll'd tires
On a lowered suspensionexador1
- OBBTKN0
- 14 yo bumpOBBTKN
- hotroddy.compalimpsest
- hard nayBonSeff
- absolute yayContinuity
- Fucking-A, YAY!elahon
- Yay all daymort_
- Bernie yes, AOC no. But alas, Bernie too old in 2028 :(NBQ00
- Bernie & Biden then?palimpsest
- What’s with the dad jeans / shirt?mort_
- first female president and first vice president older than 100 years righ there...neverscared
- Except Trump won’t be gone in 4 years.mort_
- ^ This.Continuity
- But Bernie or a woman for pres has never been considered before.
This changes the game.palimpsest - gavin newsom and ayanna presley have better chances i think...neverscared
- As much as I appreciate and believe in the old man, there's little hope. The time to act has passed and the rules have changed. We need more than just rallies.aslip
- This could very well be a pointless discussion since we "won't have to worry about elections anymore."CyBrainX
- I think these two help more in Congress than they would in the White House anyway.CyBrainX
- LOL, as if America has a chance any more.PhanLo
- there are retards out there that still believe in these frauds? hahaha, unbelievable!Milan
- I like AOC but if you look at polls she's not very popular with the general public. Also Americans have shown again and again that they won't vote for a womanyuekit
- So unless there's some big change Democrats should probably consider someone else assuming America still exists by thenyuekit
- Hell no.monospaced
- This is looking backward, and we KNOW these two are divisive even within our party. The only way forward is with new. For a better tomorrow™monospaced
- AOC as a voice going forward, more progressives and youth everywhere, not aging cucks like Schumer and the Dems currently in power.garbage
- Not AOC as a president, this country will not elect a female president anytime soon.garbage
- Big lol to Newsome as a presidential candidate. He'd just be running back another loss to with a centrist candidate, he's already reaching..garbage
- ..across the aisle to alt-right goons with his stupid podcast. *-egarbage
- But yay in general.garbage
- I like AOC, but not for president. She's already considered too extreme, and that won't win any elections or garner support where needed.monospaced
- I like Bernie, but not for president. Also extreme, and the last thing this country needs is an 80 year old leader.monospaced
- Of course.palimpsest
- yes if you want USA to go to shit. Which is the sentiment of 98% of QBNhotroddy
- I don't get the hate for AOC... like full blown frothing at the mouth hate. It's bizarreinteliboy
- "last thing this country needs is an 80 year old leader." then they elected a 78 year old Trumpgrafician
- Snow white.ApeRobot
- lol at Bernie / AOL being 'extreme'. Americans are thick as shit. return the country to the Native Americans and plough the metropolitan areas with salt.face_melter
- the whole USA expriment has failed spectacularly and needs to be ended posthaste.face_melter
- ^^^^Khurram
- Nothing can save you. You are finished.Khurram
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
- https://c8.alamy.com…Khurram
- @face, I'm not labeling them extreme, I'm just outlining the general view which keeps them from mass appeal in this political environment.monospaced
- I don't understand the frothing hate either, but if the Dems have any chance they need to find something more centric, unfortunately. It's the only way.monospaced
- Move "more to the center".
wink, wink.
:-)palimpsest - the chick that wants to keep open borders and give them all healthcare benefits at your expense is not extreme. OK.hotroddy
- that's basic human rights OKgrafician
- The irony, of course, is that her ideology champions Cuba and Venezuela—countries that supposedly prioritize "human rights"hotroddy
- yet are the very places people are desperate to escape.hotroddy
- Akagiyama7
- The one thing they don't cancel was only planned to be two seasons anyway.CyBrainX
- well i'm inhans_glib
- I wonder how they're going to top the slave labour prison arc from the first season. That was, hands down, some of the best SW ever made.Continuity
- My body is ready.monospaced
- Rewatched season 1 last week. Can't f**king wait...srhadden
- Please don't go full Star Wars, please don't go full Star Wars..garbage
- I'm convinced that it is the lack of jedis that makes andor good.monNom
- neverscared2
News of the day...
Paris residents vote in favour of car-free zones across 500 streets
- mort_2
- so much responsibility for one personIanbolton
- This is a still from The Matrix Reloaded.mort_
- https://www.uppereas…Krassy
- PhanLo2
- this falls into a dystopian genre between Suno, The Onion and reality. It could perfectly fir into real or parody.maquito
- *fitmaquito
- LOL this is out there!renderedred
- Has some AI quirks to the lyrics, but seems real enough that the comments are depressingPhanLo
- https://www.youtube.…skinny_puppy
- It’s Suno mademaquito
- LOL @puppy that one is a gem!renderedred
- mort_9
- Witchcrafti_monk
- Gottabe ^mort_
- Biblical Sorceryutopian
- saw a young kid do this in person the other day and have to say it was pretty impressive..._me_
- I would love to know you invented "floating" aka the Airwalk. Pretty cool.utopian
- https://youtu.be/ja1…mort_
- My older son does this - not as good as this kid, but he's a 7 out of 10stoplying
- I suspect you need quads of a god to do this.HAYZ1LLLA
- The advantage of levitation is heavily offset by the disadvantage of looking like a utter dongwaddler when doing it.Horp
- ^ lol truemort_
- neverscared3
- It is called common sense, an almost extinct cognitive ability...Salarrue
- true...neverscared
- Akagiyama1
Elon Musk
OK, the comments had me rolling. Are we all watching the same video? lol
- lol can'r tell if anyone is being serious any more._niko
- these people live in the same country as monospaced and he is not botheredgrafician
- Surely bots?PhanLo
- KKrassy
- he truly is "the once gifted student" memejonny_quest_lives
- Trump was going to burp the alphabet, but derailed himself "A, B, C, D, E, I.. I'm probably best at Alphabet. Everyone is saying it.garbage
- Silverware Syndrometank02
- the table with the diet coke and the straw on it ... thats the kids table .. i mean presidents table...neverscared
- hey graf, don't ever speak for me or any American, considering your experience with the USA is on par with a boot.monospaced
- monospaced33
NYC Job hunting
Accepted the offer. Senior AD and studio lead for a well established financial company building its first in house team. Here we go!
- Congrats!hardhat
- It's Friday!utopian
- hell yeahgarbage
- Congrats Monospaced!antimotion
- Dope!!!! Congrats bro!_niko
- Congrats, mono!! <3PonyBoy
- awesome! congrats mono!sea_sea
- Congrats. But didn't you want to work for grafician and one of his agencies?NBQ00
- Congrats mono, good riddance!OBBTKN
- bravo!neverscared
- Nice1 Mono happy for you matefaxion
- all the best!renderedred
- Congrats!thenohero
- Congrats, mono! Make that money!bezoar
- Now you can finally hire grafician.palimpsest
- Thanks all. This is a true turn for me. It’s a significant pay cut but will put me on the right path in my career. A lot of unknowns right now navigating thismonospaced
- Awesome! Congrats!Krassy
- great stuff! congrats!rzu-rzu
- Huge congrats!instrmntl
- :)monospaced
- That’s great to hear, onwards and upwards. Now that you’re employed again don’t forget to buy lolcubes!maikel
- 15 more years! Congrats!grafician
- Congrats!colab
- Fantastic!stoplying
- Gardener3
- Username No Longer Checks Oututopian
- Lilac bush?bezoar
- two years ago qbn gave you the solution:
https://www.qbn.com/…uan - it's a viburnumGardener
- thank you uanGardener
- https://cdn.dribbble…Krassy
- I've been there, had to move one about twice that size for my dad, they can hold an insane amount of weightkalkal
- I broke a tow strap on a Holly bush on Saturday. The trunk was 6" wide. Neighbor had a chain—right tool for the job. Why do I have to learn that over and over?misterhow
- maquito11
- canoe9
blog
Greetings from Rome
- Ciao! How're you liking it?Continuity
- https://i.pinimg.com…pablo28
- Last time I was there I stayed at a convent that has a guest house, Trinità dei MontiGnash
- I went to spend some time with the anamorphic frescoes there. The history of perspective is fascinatingGnash
- Salute the pope!OBBTKN
- Bro say hi to Russel Crowe at the Colosseumgrafician
- @Continutity - More amazing than I expected. In Florence now, rented transportation, excited to wind around Tuscany tomorrow.canoe
- Amalfi tour was yesterday, incredible.canoe
- Welcome to Europe bro lolgrafician
- We got wines and mountains and clear waters and shitgrafician
- oh yeah, all of Europe is just fucking perfect ... * eye rollmonospaced
- Settle down, JD.Continuity
- Yurimon vibes, have you ever even left the shire?
How many European countries have you lived in?palimpsest
- thenohero4
Coffee of the Day
I got one of these as a gift. Been using it for about two weeks for my afternoon caffeine recharge. It's really super for a quick cup. Actually makes pretty dang good coffee. Approved.
- yep, been using one at home for years and just got one of the new fancy transparent ones with the thermos mug for the office which i love.kingsteven
- 'AeroPress Go Plus' it's called... The inventor (also invented the aerobie) sold the company last year and the new owners are doing some interesting stuff.kingsteven
- Gift here too. Been using it for a few years now and it’s been great. Just bought a ss permanent filter for it, so no more paperGnash
- The guy who's invented the Aerobie frisbee also invented this? Huh. Well done, him!Nairn
- +1skinny_puppy
- @Kingsteven does the transparent version become discolored? looks coolSquiddy
- not yet. it's made from heat resistant tritan which seems like quite a new invention. they must be confident because if it gets anywhere near the wear of mykingsteven
- home aeropress it'll look terrible, but i haven't noticed anything 3 months in.kingsteven
- +1. Always take it camping and I feel like the bloke at the rave who had a pocket full of pills.MrT
- The fellows ss filter and no drip cover are a great upgrade.robotinc
- https://fellowproduc…robotinc
- mmmmm plasticmilfhunter
- new fleshlightApeRobot
- neverscared3
X
Musk’s X suspends opposition accounts in Turkey amid civil unrest
Suspensions affect accounts spreading information about the widespread demonstrations.Elon Musk's social media platform X has suspended several accounts belonging to opposition figures in Turkey amid widespread civil unrest in the country.
- A true hero of freedom of expressionSalarrue
- he's got a thing for strong-men. be they slav midgets, orange bafoons or moustachioed_niko
- Twitter complying with court orders. Your ire would be better directed at Turkish gov. Turkey clamping down on all social media per the article. What a mess.monNom
- he could not comply with court orders.. just as he does with doge...and say the judge is a crooked activist .. but i guess not... doublestandards are the game.neverscared