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- _niko5
canada
Now that the big orange idiot and his shit for brains lackey apartheid Elmo have fucked themeselves and North America in general with their moronic tariffs, Germany is floating the idea of Canada joining the EU.
I present our case:
Our cities:
Our beer:
Our castles:
https://destinationlesstravel.co…Our athletes:
Our Cafes:
Our government buildings
What say ye? Are we in?
- Hmmm need to see the bratwurst selection firstprophetone
- Half-Canadian in Germany here: Bratwurst selection is robust and regional.Continuity
- Damn it prophet who’s side are you on anyway???? lol_niko
- And yes as continuity said!_niko
- The beer's ... not great, though. It's wall-towall one-note lager. Maybe Pilsener, which isn't my thing. So, Belgium and the Netherlands should be your ...Continuity
- ... beer go-tos.Continuity
- Our Quebec beers are Belgian abby style take that back!
Ok we do have shitty molsons too but who doesn’t have some piss beer?_niko - Ha! The point I was trying to make was to not think German beer is in any way better than the Belgians' or the Dutch's. Because it really, really is not.Continuity
- We share a land border with Denmark and neighbour France, so we're basically Germany.i_monk
- We are team beaver first... we shan't be sirened away with ease by powdered wigs, fancy corsets, colourful beers or delicious spice bagsprophetone
- UK has to come back ...neverscared
- lol indeed monk_niko
- need to hear from BennnnKrassy
- Fuck Europe an'all. Fuck all those white mother fuckers.Khurram
- Can't you see?? Europe is a fiction. The very idea of "Europe' is a fiction. And that fiction is OVER.Khurram
- https://earthhow.com…Khurram
- MCGAutopian
- See??? Not even a continent! A fantasy of their festering imaginations. That dream is OVER. ALL OF WESTERN CIVILISATION IS OVER.Khurram
- And we dance on its corpse!Khurram
- EURO-SCUMKhurram
- cool storypango
- And may God have mercy on your soul.palimpsest
- Lol, why would anyone want to join the EU?IRNlun6
- https://commission.e…palimpsest
- not sure. but seems like 27 countries want to.pango
- nb4
News of the day...
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- YakuZoku0
canada
I can't find my question in the comments so I'm asking here again, is the Canada thing about fentanyl and or immigrants? And if so is there really that much going through Canada? I get the Mexico thing but Canada?
- According to Canada, it’s about 1% of opioid smuggling. So not a lot. Migration very limited, and Canada spent a billion USD on add’l border security.nb
- The reason Trump needs to use the drugs+immigration excuse is that the three countries are bound by the USMCA trade agreement.nb
- He has no legal way to get around the agreement long-term, but can use the borders as a kind of “emergency measures” excuse.nb
- It’s all a sham. Safe to say that near-zero amounts of fentanyl is being made in Canada for US sale. Might actually be zero.nb
- “ In 2024, only about 43 pounds of fentanyl was seized at America's northern border. 21,100 pounds seized at the southern border.” — NPRnb
- It’s about the orange bafoon being a Russian asset to destabilize the region. Add in that he’s a petty moron and his followers are brain dead and the_niko
- Republican Party a bunch of dickless pussies and you have the bizarre situation we’re all in now thanks to the stable genius_niko
- china can avoid tariffs by shipping to Mx or Can and sprinkling their goods with nafta fairy dust before sending them to USA duty free. Probably the true targetmonNom
- @niko’s analysis is accuratenb
- its fake reasons given by Trump. Nothing else.HAL9001
- ^cherub
- wait now as of this morning, El Trumpo Loco is saying it's because Canada doesn't allow US banks to operate here?lolololo_niko
- next it's going to be " it's because they refuse to eat our sweet sweet Aunt Jemima on their pancakes and instead use Canadian maple syrup instead"_niko
- LolYakuZoku
- Well, Mexico just capitulated to him.Continuity
- We would capitulate too but don’t know what moving target to capitulate to. Is it the minuscule fentanyl? Is it the poor bankers not being able to open a bank?_niko
- Is it to flag makers so they can add a 51st state and sell new flags? We want to know damn it!!!_niko
- Gardener2
- "Honey? Did you feed the cat?"Akagiyama
- “Honey, who’s at the door?”
“Like, no one?”_niko - Cat will ALWAYS pounce once you've looked once, then peeked back for a second time.
ALWAYS!microkorg - His hand shows he knows that situation.Longcopylover
- orange as in trumps tarifs blocked..neverscared
- Who in God's name would leave the door open for 10 seconds, waiting to be attacked?CyBrainX
- "Eye of the tiger": https://www.youtube.…Danish
- grafician0
- he's on X again, unhingedgrafician
- "loosers"YakuZoku
- How long until he and Elon do a Nazi salute together and say how great Hitler was?NBQ00
- KANYE IS BACK! lolAQUTE
- https://x.com/kanyew…grafician
- BUT is he back on QBN?grafician
- Oh lawd! He back!Akagiyama
- looks like he is fucking himself with that saying... so he is fucking loosersneverscared
- at least one...neverscared
- dang is she that loose?dbloc
- maikel7
- I want to make thousands of moneys with this!Continuity
- Just fax me your bank details and a passport photo.maikel
- Pump and dump scheme. Easy way to make 3 to 4 ¢ over the next several daysnb
- Really? something on a site called 'pump.fun' being a pump and dump scheme?maikel
- I was joking.nb
- A pump and dump with no actual hype isn’t going to pump lolnb
- So, let's ... hype it, then ... ?Continuity
- I can see NB secretly buying his CUBE coins to pump. Or dump. Or bump. Even, to lump.maikel
- Join the pump, don't be a chump.palimpsest
- The only cube I’ll be pumping is Ice Cubenb
- To each their own. This is a safe space.palimpsest
- Don't be cunt and start to dump. Pump and fist that hump.utopian
- https://www.youtube.…palimpsest
- if only this were a real thing. we culd tie it up with the lolcube ntc and profithans_glib
- What do you mean "if only"?palimpsest
- bainbridge1
- Because some people have narrow feet ... ?Continuity
- I don't buy shoes
That look likepalimpsest - Bunion moldsYakuZoku
- like...cherub
- nb3
canada
How long do you think the tariffs will last? Anyone taking bets?
What we know:
1) Trump wanted to scrap NAFTA in his first term2) Trump does not have unilateral power to scrap NAFTA
3) As a result, Trump entered into renegotiations with Canada and Mexico
4) NAFTA renegotiated and called USMCA
5) Trump FAILED to get what he wanted in the negotiations
6) The legal loophole for Trump to claim the tariffs are related to a national emergency: fentanyl crisis.
7) China is the source of raw fentanyl materials, Mexico buys and processes them. So why no new tariffs on China, amiright?
8) Canada has a housing bubble that may not withstand a prolonged trade war.
9) Canada’s leverage is selling oil. Will the oil go elsewhere?
So the billion dollar question: Will Trump’s tariffs result in China procuring a new source for affordable oil? Is China going to be the HUuuuGe winner here?
- I thought the Can tarrifs were for fentanyl too?YakuZoku
- Trump tariffs are meant for Trudeau, because Melania finds him hot.utopian
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Canada can withstand a little bit thanks to the CETA with the EU, which diversified things a bit, but this is going to turn into a game of chicken fast.Continuity
- My guess is Canada will try to sell more oil and gas to the EU, who happen to kind of be in the market for it, since they're not buying Russian shit anymore.Continuity
- I’m thinking the same thing continuity. It would make the most sense. Also if they get into a trade war with the eu and uk and the rest of world they’re done._niko
- I think out of everyone, China and the EU have the biggest economic guns. Between the two of them, they would pretty much end the US's economy.Continuity
- Continuity17
Food
While PonyBoy is off making his lasagne, I made Kumamoto-style ramen.
Tonkotsu with my smoked salt tare, burnt garlic oil, and fried garlic chips, along with all of my other usual toppings.
Fucking delicious.
Itadakimasu.
- +seasoned wood-ear mushrooms.Continuity
- Middle one's a bit "Paint me like one of your French girls"Nairn
- Never had those ramen style eggs. Curious now! Looks yum.mort_
- lol nairnmort_
- Ramen egg is life.Continuity
- Also, flol @ Nairn, you bastard!Continuity
- If you could only fax us some!palimpsest
- busts nutbezoar
- How do you season your mushies?robotinc
- @robotic — shoyu, sugar, la-yu, sake, mirin, ground sesame seeds. Pretty basic, but so good. Here's the recipe:Continuity
- https://cookpad.com/…Continuity
- Looks nice yo!
Bon apetit!OBBTKN - <3robotinc
- Want!YakuZoku
- Damn that looks yum <3PonyBoy
- Awww thanks <3
How'd your lasagne turnout, Pony?Continuity - By the way, @robotinc, I recently did like you, and bought myself a pack of 20 350 ml deli containers. Absolute boss move. Portioning and freezing 300 ml ...Continuity
- ... portions has never been easier.Continuity
- yas.garbage
- Another Continuity BANGER!!!!stoplying
- oishiisostoplying
- fadein115
QBN Out of Context Responses (QBNOoCR)
"I stay with anus when it comes to tech bros"
— neverscared
- mort_-2
- Oh no, I like FA. What did he do?Akagiyama
- ditto, aka, what happened ?monospaced
- Besides being renowned for his awful treatment of women, I find him not nearly as funny as he seems to think he is.mort_
- You can't just post a picture without a story bruv mort. Need llinks, we need proof to hate, at least 98% of us on QBN do.canoe
- There are far worse accepted celebs than this guy. Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey and his career of ugly faces, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise. They deserve punches.CyBrainX
- Hit a nerve here lolmort_
- Adam Sandler is a talentless gorp. If any of you don't know what a gorp is... my Dad told me like when I was 16...canoe
- It's a person who sits in the bath and bites his fart bubblescanoe
- I loathe Adam Sandler with every fibre of my being.Continuity
- Watch Uncut Gems @contnuitymort_
- Forget boring Uncut Gems, the cinema gold is over at Hubie Halloweenprophetone
- Fred is a comedic genius. Portlandia is amazing, for one.monospaced
- Post a clip of him being a comic genius.mort_
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- Jim Carrey is greatbainbridge
- agreed mort got to get the punches in. he could die tomorrow and the rest of the world would suffer in silent perplexity as the American internet goes full tiltkingsteven
- Norm Macdonald posting clips that aren't remotely funny for 3 months, punches all roundkingsteven
- I like him as an actor, not really into following people I don't know personal livesYakuZoku
- not aware of and scandal. just don't find him funny.pango
- I don’t really care about his private life. I just find him deeply unfunny and kind of passive agressive smug about it.mort_
- Peak whataboutism in the comments!mort_
- Ian Rubbish! The Queen impersonation was funny as well.Salarrue
- Not sure FA is supposed to be funny to start with; he's more quirky and clever than funny. And a talented musician as well.Krassy
- I don't think out-of-touch and unfunny are punchable qualities.garbage
- What’s wrong with Gilligan? Great actor and very funny show.sab
- Portlandia is not even a little funny.cotton
- YakuZoku0
Punches For:
Hisense TV brand, go fuck yourself.
I usually buy Sony or LG but some bitch at Sam's club was like "buy this piece of shit" she was there promoting the brand, so I bought it. What a fuckin piece of shit, the internet cuts out randomly, like 10 times a day, the audio sucks, when watching Netflix I have the volume at max and can barely hear fuck all, can't adjust aspect ratio from files on my media server so mother fuckers heads are all stretched n shit, fuck you Hisense, I'm delivering this to a landfill tomorrow where it will fuck the earth just like it fucked me for the past 6 months.- Chinese brand, right?Continuity
- YupYakuZoku
- "some bitch" - get out of that habitcanoe
- I guess you can start buying American TVs now that Trump'll tariff the fuck out of everything. What is that, Zenith?_niko
- @canoe https://media2.giphy…YakuZoku
- I'm sticking with Japan or South Korea, my main tv is LG it's great, been using LG well over a decadeYakuZoku
- flol at buying anything branded "hisense"hans_glib
