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- utopian6
- You look good in a speedocanoe
- Must you really shit post in every last thread?grafician
- He wasn't testing his new speedo look? Everyone knows Utope rides unicorns, dolphins and...canoe
- Smile kidcanoe
- Grumpy GrafYakuZoku
- This is awesomeYakuZoku
- new Olympic sport replacing breakdancing?Krassy
- lil guy would look good with a neckbeardutopian
- lol doesn’t even know what shitposting ismonospaced
- mg3323
blog
Start day! Got laid off in March and FINALLY back to work today. For the past several years I've been focused on web projects, content experiences, and content hubs as a principal UX designer at a content marketing agency.
New role is leading UX strategy for a huge enterprise application project with a major US bank. I'm excited for something more focused and specific; my role for the past several years came with so many hats, and every ounce of eccentricity, egos, arguments, creative disagreements, and more that the ad and marketing world can conjure up.
I'm going to be back in the city three days a week and taking the train again, which I'm pretty excited about just to be around other humans again and not in my basement all day.
- Congrats. That’s quite a jump. Enterprise must be full on design-system land?mort_
- Good luck! Hope you will not be bored after a year, banking moves very slowgrafician
- Woot!!!YakuZoku
- Graf - that's one thing I'm actually excited about. I was staffed to an enterprise client years ago and the pace was nice. The world I've been in was a zoo.mg33
- mort - it sounds like it. I'll be doing less design work than I've been doing and much more strategy, which is a direction I wanted to go in anyways.mg33
- Go get itgarbage
- That's great news mg - best of luck!stoplying
- fargosted
- Great news. If a UX job takes 8 months to find, I expect a motion designer job to take about 3 years once I lose my job early next year.CyBrainX
- Congrats! 3 days in the city is pretty ideal. I'm on a similar routine.slappy
- Good stuff. It sounds like the right thing for you man. Good luck!pseud
- Cheers!!!! Congrats on having ownership over a singular focus where you can thrive!canoe
- Thanks everyone! I appreciate the congrats. Man it's wild to realize what a constant QBN has been across so many of our careers. :)mg33
- Congrats, hope it's fullfilling your "expectations";)
"be around other humans again" nice one! I miss it too, but only sometimes.OBBTKN - Congrats. Best move i ever made was from Agency world to Tech world. Work/Life balance is night and day. Enjoy!microkorg
- Congrats!!HAL9001
- Congrats!!!5timuli
- Congrats man! great to hear. onwards and upwards!lvl_13
- microkorg - RE: work life balance - I can't even get work email or calendar on my phone. I was surprised by this. Asked me boss; aside from security reasons...mg33
- they stressed that work life balance is hugely important, and don't want the expectation that employees are working outside of core work hours...mg33
- My 16 years in agency world brain just could not compute that. If I never do another "someone will have that done by midnight" gig again, I think I'll be happy.mg33
- utopian4
QBN holiday girts
My sister is a cheese connoisseur (aka) turophile, she's going to go ape shit over these XL stainless steel cheese graters.
- sistersAQUTE
- https://media2.giphy…YakuZoku
- has some girt for sureBeeswax
- i got this one at home! works perfect.milfhunter
- i think you mean you girt this one at home...hans_glib
- technically, this is a “zester”monNom
- ouuuuuch. once it goes in, it never comes outsarahfailin
- Everything’s a cheese grater if you’re brave enough_niko
- milfhunter4
Food
Is In-N-Out Burgers really that great? Has anyone tried it?
- I grew up with it, and I think they have one of the better burgers around, for sure.monospaced
- They also go out of their way to have the freshest ingredients, keep prices insanely low, and treat employees well.monospaced
- Great burgers but their fries suck. If you order "animal style" they'll add cheese + grilled onions + sauce over the fries making it not suck.koma_
- Shitty fries as koma_ stated—and just as mono said—good burgers. Their patties are never frozen (meaning it's butchered / sourced very close by and recently).PonyBoy
- Its ok. There are like 100 better spots in so cal, but prices + quality keep people coming backfuturefood
- aren't their fries cut from actual potatoes? Whose fake fries are comparing them with? MD?Beeswax
- They’re just not twice fried... yes they’re immediately / freshly cut (thin) then fried on the spot... they’re okay immediately out of the fryer-just a bit flimsy.PonyBoy
- If you ask they’ll fry them twice. They’ll do just about anything custom. And the fries are awesome just different and fresh.monospaced
- #2 add onion, no tomato. Pink Arnie. You Golden.thenohero
- Overated meme burgers made by god-botherers.garbage
- meme burgers? they’ve been around for like 75 yearsmonospaced
- My family tried on our West coast visit a few years ago. They were delicious - and you don't feel like a giant piece of poo when you're done eating - bonus!stoplying
- its the perfect quintessential burger executed flawlessly. if you took a cartoon burger and made it real life, in and out is itinteliboy
- Didn't say they weren't old, but 100% a meme burger. Did you forgot all the republican politicians that went all "RT IF YOU JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IN N OUT"garbage
- over In-n-Out's no-mask policy during the pandemic? #dontcomply was a big one. Overhyped, eh burger.garbage
- above average, far from the bestutopian
- McDonald’s fries are cut from potatoes. What the hell are you talking aboutnb
- It is a shit fundamentalist evangelical christian rip off of the classic L.A. burger that itself relies more on the freshness of vegetables than quality beef intbgoodwillie
- a good way. That is really made by bookending bites w/ El Pato's chile amarillos. I n' O has fresh fries, but they skinny as corpo fries, not the thicktbgoodwillie
- beauties from Lucky Boy and its ilk. Best burger in the US is in KC at The Westport Flea Market.tbgoodwillie
- They’re not a meme burger. They’ve had lines all day every day like this since they opened before memes existed. Nobody saw that twitter nonsense.monospaced
- Ripoff of an LA burger? They ARE an LA burger lol.monospaced
- Memes are a proto-language and far out date freshly cut cardboard french fries. People do wank hard memetically to the cargo cult burger that I n'O cranks out.tbgoodwillie
- If you are in LA don't eat a burger.tbgoodwillie
- Nairn7
Signs your getting old?
When you come back home to your laptop and your last three tabs from last night are searches for, respectively, Hose Irrigation, Pharaohs and Martin Short, and you've no fucking idea why.
- PhanLo6
- Well when grafician, yourself and 2 other people post 90% of the content... and hotroddy, nb, Khurman filling the commentscanoe
- canoe don't you have more questions?
or you switched to chatgptgrafician - Don't you want to get over your superiority complex? People secure in their knowledge don’t feel the need to belittle others for asking questions.canoe
- Shitposting is an art form.utopian
- He doesn’t see it.monospaced
- ^
<grafician - Tell you who _doesn't_ deserve being shitposted at, and that's PhanLo. He makes me green with envy at his talent, and the content he posts is top stuff.Continuity
- v > < ,,,, > ^ Fucking clueless twatmonospaced
- lol just pointing that you're talking to an empty room, nobody listening to you
dumbassgrafician - Downvotes are surely a sign that you've engaged with people in a way that they listen/care to what you have to say.canoe
- Nairn-4
- GMiesfan
- Was this done in canvajamesbeat
- people with money have no taste, and thats a fact.milfhunter
- Agree, the tackier it is the more they spend on it_niko
- Shitty branding for shitty carsOBBTKN
- Like wtf is this https://tinyurl.com/…_niko
- _niko - I don't know, but given the rest of the branding, I can only assume 'some sort of coffee tamper'Nairn
- I wanna see it in use. It's so easy to slag off a piece of work without seeing it alive in the world.Ianbolton
- of course that font is called "exuberant"hans_glib
- April fools?i_monk
- LHBTQUARstewart
- lol @jamesbeatskinny_puppy
- @niko - touching tips ...skinny_puppy
- This is bad enough Pentagram could have done it.i_monk
- Agreed with Ian. Also, my problem isn't so much the wordmark, as it is what they've done with the actual cat logo. It reminds me entirely too much of Puma.Continuity
- They will get sued by Pumagrafician
- Come on it’s not a leaping puma it’s a pouncing jaguar huge difffernce!_niko
- WHO SHOT J.R.?!prophetone
- flol james. Also punches for that U.garbage
- haha niko sorry, my bad!Continuity
- They will get sued by Guggenheim for the "G"grafician
- Obviously we are not the target audience which is why it falls so flat. Makes me wonder who the target audience is though. Who chooses a jaguar these days?monNom
- Comments are wild
https://x.com/Jaguar…grafician - Apparently a new design vision is coming in December. It’ll be interesting to see how they reposition themselves in light of this new logo.monNom
- 'Well-off women and men in touch with themselves'. i'm guessing Jaguar are going full high-end consumer Dyson.Nairn
- Is this real life?utopian
- Ahhhhh those twitter comments are gold.
Rip_niko - For such a classic and refined company, this just doesn’t seem right. The capital g, the “fun” retro font, and the stripes just don’t speak jaguar to memonospaced
- @mono so true. @jamesbeat said... too funny because I was handed work from a canva intern today that had the same typeface... she's been mvd to the content teamcanoe
- FaguarChimp
- @Chimp you dirty boomer hehhsted
- Wow. HorribleGnash
- joguorKrassy
- elahon1
- Where the fun is thread_niko
- definitely addictivesarahfailin
- thats hockey-hazing for ya, welco0me to scandinavian cultureArchitectofFate
- Americans can't do the foreskin one but the butt still worksjagara
- utopian7
- pizza the hut_niko
- https://media0.giphy…YakuZoku
- Mel Gibsonmort_
- hoarse voice deep fried manjagara
- Medium rare roadkill.Akagiyama
- He's not gonna keep up with Trumps Maccy D's diet. Look at his blood pressure right thereIanbolton
- Gordon Ramseybezoar
- That BigMac was not a good idea.ApeRobot
- there must have been some fluoride in that McDonalds coke. Fluoride not even once._niko
- He's a catcher’s mit with eyesfuturefood
- Chet https://i.imgur.com/…_niko
- https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- i dont know sponge bob, but one of those characters?AQUTE
- Mark Taylor, opening batsman for Australia.sab
- Personification of the clarity slider.slappy
- needs a some botox shotsBeeswax
- Must you really shit post in every last thread?grafician
- monNom3
Rebrand of the Day
copy nothing
- milfhunter0
Dall-E, Midjourney, Stable Diffusion (etc) - who's playing, and with which?
LOOOK what christmas has become
- AI slopgrafician
- i didn't think that ad could be any worse, but shitty ai made it so.
drek.hans_glib - https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- not badYakuZoku
- utopian10