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- fooler14
QBN'r AI Slop of the day
I just tried to use Grok to help design some landscaping for my back yard...
I can't wait for that that mid sized sedan to bloom!- hahahahaha, brilliantNairn
- you could make a fortune if you plant the seed at the right time of year...Nairn
- LOL Grok is the worstGuyFawkes
- Grok of Shitdbloc
- LmaoOBBTKN
- You're doing it wrong.utopian
- Water that sedan only twice a week.Akagiyama
- only thing Grok was good at was making porn, and then they stopped thatautoflavour
- ^ didn't they only stopped that for none paying users?pango
- at first, then it was for everyone. probably for the best tho.. there was no real guard rails once you worked out the workaroundsautoflavour
- that said, Grok still can spin written content which makes Brazzers seems like G rated .. couple that with the voice mode, its just a xrated smut ventautoflavour
- Super Intellignecepalimpsest
- LOLrenderedred
- prophetone8
- weirdos of 90s east NY hiphopprophetone
- raise it up's nautilus sample has always amazed, such a teeny tiny little piece of it spread out like butter to create that vibey loopprophetone
- *thumbs upinstrmntl
- I'd never have guessed that tiny rhodes piano sound is Nautilus. Love that :)mort_
- https://www.whosampl…prophetone
- ^ first thing I did haha... was curious what bit they sampledmort_
- mort_5
- Love that toilet slide-out.utopian
- so, erm, a smaller room within a room?hans_glib
- I got this from IKEArobthelad
- ^ how long did it take to put togehter?lemmy_k
- LOL, it's still in bits on the floor, since 78!robthelad
- https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
- So if the TV is in the back: What are they looking at? The microwave?Longcopylover
- mort_2
- with a side towel to dry your tearsMrT
- he who plants a tree ______ himselfSquiddy
- I have no idea where you're finding this stuff, mort, but I'm here for it!Continuity
- Please invite all your QBN-friends for dinner Mort.Ianbolton
- Would love to, with 1970s Delia Smith jello moulding everything including the guests :)mort_
- Da fugg is broiled?sab
- PonyBoy2
blog
My little graduating high school class of 73 students lost it's first to death today... into God's arms, Ed. <3
- Loads from my school gone.zardoz
- you graduated in 1973?autoflavour
- oh wait, your school class of ONLY 73 students..autoflavour
- lol... I didn’t even exist in ‘73, brother. ❤️PonyBoy
- yeah i was going to say, how old ARE you..
feel it tho.. a close friend of mine growing up would have had his 50th last week.. did not make itautoflavour - sorry to hear that Pony..
amazed that it's only been one...exador1 - the sheer amount of folks from my primary school that have passed on (either while IN school, or since) is off the fucking charts..exador1
- you'd honestly think I grew up in a Stephen King novel...exador1
- mort_1
blog
Seeing plenty of 2025 / 2026 Teslas in Dublin and I’m kind of dumbfounded. Do people have that short a memory about Musk or just manage to bury their head in the sand because they like the cars?
- I'd like to think I can disconnect the art from the artists. But Musk isn't an artist and his cars are not art. SO i have no idea what i'm on aboutIanbolton
- I also have no idea what i'm going on about but Mort, you seem to be under the impression that people practice what they preach. Apparently, integrity...Morning_star
- ...honesty, truth and a principled approach is a thing of the past.Morning_star
- I guess I’m as guilty using Spotify and WhatsApp whose CEOs are also cunts. Whaddayagonnado?mort_
- I know. Don't get me started on using Gill Sans.Morning_star
- https://www.reuters.…neverscared
- Gil Sans - hahahaha. I find the contradictions of moral superiority i have with my GF insane. Like "you're not using X are you?"Ianbolton
- (i got rid of my account ages ago) while she's sat there using facebook, threads and instagram and telling me Bluesky is the only fair social media place to beIanbolton
- x ? only on the toilet...neverscared
- How do we fight against these corporate elites when they get ample support whether we participate or not?Ianbolton
- The OnLy wAy iS a CoMMunItY oWned MeaNs Of ProdUcTioN. RiGhT BrOtHEr.Morning_star
- We here wot live on the internet give much more of a shit about this sort of thing than the greater washed masses of broadcast-era consumers..Nairn
- Also - aren't a lot of them bought by taxi drivers? That's an immigrant-heavy demographic, even more divorced from the implications of the muskysphereNairn
- Good points Nairn yeah. Deffo tech bros driving them as well.mort_
- spotifiy ceo supports Afd ?neverscared
- we're all tech bros on QBN yeah? Just not ruchIanbolton
- palimpsest4
- neither - they're binary?_niko
- Male in French!Continuity
- c'mon, niko!Nairn
- 10000% would be examining that guys hard driveautoflavour
- Are clowns male or female? Not saying it matters.Ianbolton
- Schrodinger's clown, both until you open the car door.palimpsest
- _niko0
Elon Musk
Another explosion and fireball after a failed space landing mission and the employees erupt in cheers anyway like a deranged cult.
WTF?
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6…
Nasa used to fly astronauts to the moon and back in the 60's including the salvaging of the Apollo 13 mission and the engineers and scientists showed less fanfare.
- *Spacex_niko
- "Fuck that stupid ocean and its dumb species that live in it." – Pedo Muskutopian
- space decadenceneverscared
- I never understood it either and how often it seems to happen. Shouldn't they have gotten better at it by now?Nutter
- cheering inanely at any old shit is the modern wayhans_glib
- I've always hated the overly-enuthiusiasti... WOOING at SX launches, but this is still a fairly remarkable achievement.Nairn
- See that framegrab there? That was taken from a tiny floating platform in the middle of nowhere, so Starship landed exactly where it was supposed to..Nairn
- ..after its first time allowed to properly maintain an orbit (all launches so far have been sub-orbital). And did so with an engine out.Nairn
- We're not going to Mars. We're not even going to live on the Moon, never mind oribitals, but this is still a super-important gain in capability.Nairn
- utopian3
- The worst part is the hypocrisy.palimpsest
- lol pali
https://www.youtube.…_niko - RIP Norm.ideaist
- RIP Norm, but kind of a mixed blessing that he went when he did. He was started to get tangled with the Roganverse there at the end.garbage
- His sidekick guy (Adam Eget) is a Joe / Tony Hincliffe cocksuck to the nth degree.garbage
- First time I'm hearing that. Norm didn't respect Rogan as a comedian. I'm sure Joe tried to get Norm on his show but that never happened.palimpsest
- Oh for sure, and Norm was smart enough to keep it all at arm's length. Eget was the reason Rogan was even able to play at the Comedy Store in LA.garbage
- And spoiler: Eget is currently half-running the show at the Comedy Mothership. He's the shadow Rogan character that dodges press as much as he can.garbage
- No surprise when you know he started by jerking off punks under the Queensboro Bridge for 15 dollars a man.palimpsest
- and he loves Hitler.robthelad
- Holocaust denier I hear_niko
- neverscared3
Elon Musk
Meta and YouTube say they will run ads for ‘Musk’ documentary after all
Two companies now say they will accept advertising for director Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk, following earlier reporting that a number of social media platforms had rejected the ads.
- Nairn19
- BREAKINGContinuity
- christ that got meta.Continuity
- Gold.palimpsest
- those retarded faces really got me wanting to see the videos!!pango
- ^ I've already mentioned this in the Punches For thread.CyBrainX
- neverscared13
- lol, what fresh boring hell did I miss?garbage
- @garby: some more of this:
https://www.qbn.com/…Continuity - he is migrating to.....? oh the irony... too many sharks on qbn.. or iam all the sharks....depends how u read that - especially-neverscared
- @conty flol woof.
@nevery He's clearly going to fulfill his life's dream: Scissor with a dolphin.
Beware the drown rape NBQ, we never knew ye.garbage - NRBQ*futurefood
- why would you make him leave Neverscared? It's so cruel. NBQ was trying to make QBN better by NOT posting politics or religion.Ianbolton
- dont make this about me..when .u r the puppetmaster in the whole thing.... u or the dolphin....neverscared
- definitely the dolphinspango
- still not sure what i missed.. except somethingautoflavour
- NBQ was assaulted by muslim dolphinspango
- lol pangoContinuity
- Haha. I think he was trying to shut down the muslim dolphin rape gangs and rid this place, once and for all, of religion and politics.Ianbolton
- burkini dolphins can u believe it... https://i.haasie.com…neverscared
- mort_8
- Username checks outSalarrue
- i read somewhere that they makes have decided just to make it free to watch the whole thing.autoflavour
- https://youtu.be/W5u…mort_
- prophetone3
- "Welcome to the desert of the real"mort_
- i feel like i need to use hand sanitiser after watching thatautoflavour
- renderedred9
- strangest instrument ever_niko
- so much fun, thanks!whatthefunk
- my 6 year old LOVES this, thank you!Gardener
- you're welcome guise!renderedred
- The Remin!!!ideaist
- mort_2
- Oh, you beautiful thing.Continuity
- There is no universe where this is a good thing.Nairn
- Admit it. You'd at least try it.
Whatever it actually is.Continuity - I want no part of Golortharg's anus or its Hemorrhoids.Nairn
- flol!!!Continuity
- lolmort_
- jesus fucking christ Mort. NSFW hahahaIanbolton
- it looks so gross but i do want to try itIanbolton
