I'm so self-absorbed...

• Nairn

  ...only my own pheromones turn me on.

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• DanahBoyd0

  I masturbate in the mirror.

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  • hai Danahbenfal99
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• Nairn0

  ..I don't have a mirror, I have other people tell me how beautiful I am.

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• DanahBoyd0

  I have fuzzy hats.

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  • MMMMMMMMbaseline_shift

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• Corvo20

  I reckon that can only be cured if you indulge yourself in chronic sinusitis.

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• homeostatic0

  I twitter regarding the consistency and color of my stool.

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