Break-ups
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- digdre0
i don't do break-ups
- Antonelli0
are hard to do.
- d_rek0
It's over.
My conscience kicked in. I called her, told her my intentions were not honorable. Went to her house, picked up the few things i had there and went on my merry way, hurting only myself in the process.
End of story.
- honorable movewordsinyourmouth
- dude, we were just messin with ya. you totally should've rammed it.Antonelli
- NO ANAL DESTRUCTION!??!GrandChamp
- You should have went for it.sofakingbanned
- wordsinyourmouth0
lol. i don't know what is worse..... that you are actually going to go through with this or that you decided to tell everyone on QBN that she "will know anal destruction" .........
- emukid0
how anti-climatic
- landock0
revenge is a dish best served cock
- waterhouse0
Kind of thought he was gay anyway.
- awkward!monospaced
- imagine them fucking?
joelski - fucking in a server room? wrong, condensaction - cant spell itckentish
- autoflavour0
let me get this straight, you think the girl you just dumped is going to let you sodomize her as a parting fair-well gift?
is this something you did often, or you figure at the last minute you are just going to slip it in and she wont notice..
cause believe me, she will notice
so then what? are you going to deliver anal destruction after she notices, cause correct me if im wrong, you will probably be arrested for rape.
enjoy the anal destruction.. you might be finding out what it feels like real soon
- autoflavour0
sorry i just noticed you already wimped out on the anal destruction thing..
seriously, dont worry about it.. your cock is probably too small do any permanent damage, let alone destruction.. not to mention she would never let you.
i wonder if she reads QBN?
- CALLES0
.. PICS AND PHONE NUMBER TO FOLLOW?
- pr20
so that we are clear: me and d_rek are two different people...
- hellogoodbye0
How is Mr. Doug Kisor treating you over there?
- kgvs720
With No Vaseline. Really good diss by Ice Cube. I like Easy-E one too.
- Tungsten0
Dude, you have it all backwards. The "anal destruction" should happen on the first date..... it sets a nice festive mood for the whole relationship.
You'll spend the next six months trying to raise the bar sexually, only to realize that you have failed and now find each other rather boring. Then you can just end it all with an vague, early afternoon text message. No harm done.
This will be a very common relationship arch in the future.
- bump0
never forget
- sea_sea0
i wouldn't be so confident if i were you, i bet she has her own evil plan for tonight.
- svenreed0
they ALWAYS notice when you CHANGE LANES WITHOUT A SIGNAL.
