I'm Old
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- cannonball0
I have made concessions about my weight for 10 years and now I'm a fat lardo mc corpulent.
- digdre0
oh look, i'm still 19, and didn't accomplishes anything spectacular in my entire life
- CALLES0
Yesterday was my 30 birthday... stay at work till 9:30 Didn't feel like doing shit... friends force themselves into my place at 11:20 with sushi... at 1 a friend drag me out to the delano to see this bad... walked in at 1:10 walked out at 1:20... home sleep
ps... no fap
- flavorful0
You fucking old man.
With your old fucking man balls that do not deserve fapping.
- seed0
I'm 31 now and here are some signs of my becoming a coot:
1) I yell at kids who walk through my lawn
2) I get pissed off about loud bass from car stereos
3) My hair shit the bed
4) I'm more calm and finally understand more of what it takes to have a great relationship
5) I listen to NPR all day
6) I drive a green 98 Lumina and having no car payment far outweighs feeling cool in my car
7) I get random hairs on my ears :(
8) I look like I'm wearing a sweater with my shirt off
9) I don't fit in any of my old punk and skate shirts- 3. Tool lyrics?scrap_paper
- #8 is a little spooky.barbara
- HAHA, barbara said it first... are you sure it's not a sweater vest?Point5
- I'm exaggerating... a little.seed
- Witt0
- JerseyRaindog0
I've given up smoking my pipe.