dear universe
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- robs
please give me a job.
love, robert.
- emukid0
i would but your url doesn't work
- _salisae_0
have you been hanging out with my mom?
- ha!Peter
- wait, your moms manifests via the universe too? my mom just send me a two hour chart reading... on tapeGreedo
- the only tape deck i have left is in the car, and i'm afraid i'll fall asleep behind the wheel...Greedo
- yeah well my mom just sent me two large bottles of herbal medicine._salisae_
- "herbal medicine" wink wink nudge nudgeGreedo
- YEA WELL MY MOM TRIED TO SEND ME A SAGE PLANT FROM EUROPE FOR GOOD LUCK...Greedo
- ...and customs confiscated it and destroyed it... true story.Greedo
- Our moms should hang out!_salisae_
- no way, they'd start a business immediately...Greedo
- sage is good luck, eh? I only knew you burned it to get rid of evil spirits. Smudging or some such._salisae_
- hahaha maybe a pyramid scheme with an actual pyramid directing energy through their chakras._salisae_
- you're right, but aren't 'evil spirits' the same as 'bad luck'? either way, i only use it to spice up chicken...Greedo
- rebirthing, healing centers, rolfing, tarot cards, aromatherapy, aura massage, life coaching...Greedo
- she almost joined this guy back in the 80s:
http://en.wikipedia.…
Greedo - now she has some native american spirit guide...Greedo
- I bet those tapes predicted our conversation here .. you should really go sit out in your car now and find out what's gonna happen!!_salisae_
- happen!!_salisae_
- now i'm curious, i'll report back tomorrow...Greedo
- I've had psychic healing, hypnotherapy, all kinds of alternative treatments, past life regression, visits from Buddhist monks,_salisae_
- monks, our house was ghostbusted with water finding rod thingies, we even had a family psychic!_salisae_
- my dad would meditate and bust me smoking pot in the woods._salisae_
- okay I'll stop the one-upping. Please report back. I'm very curious._salisae_
- Amen0
pray to God and Jesus!
- MySonIsHedge0
Hedge. Boy. Get on your knees and give robs the best job he's ever had. Hurry up son. And make sure you swallow. We don't want that shit on your mother's carpet.
- robs0
i feel dirty
- hedge0
My hedge fund holds high standards for new recruits. Post up your resume and I'll see what I can do.
- Greedo0
is this you?
http://www.blackplanet.com/RFISH…
i like your pics!- i also like how 'heterosexual' is spelled wrong...Greedo
- flashbender0
Dear God, Last spring I had a mental breakdown; I guess you already know it, if you noticed. I’ve always believed I could solve most things with hard work; but I think maybe I finally overdid it. Anyway, I thought I could heal if I just took some down time. One month turned into three, and now it’s been a year. I am not crying constantly anymore. But when I try to face going back to work in the regular world, I feel like I need to throw up. I work from home now, doing what I really love, but I can’t make ends meet this way. I am out of ideas. I feel panicked. Some days I think it would be easier just to stop trying to make something out of myself. Please, just send me some inspiration; my current work relies on creativity, and I feel trapped out and that scares me to death...
- :(_salisae_
- < not really my letter to Godflashbender
- yeah, not sure he's got internet access...Antonelli
- god is the Internet. You tickle his belly when you type. It's true._salisae_
- ehehehehee, he likes it http://web.singnet.c…Antonelli
- it all makes sense now. Goodleflashbender
- haha that is one gay deity. He's got lipstick on and Madonna nipples. cute little bugger._salisae_
- if you slap his belly, he squirts kool-aid out of his nips! DOOO IT! :DAntonelli