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- cosmo0
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- Nac0
tell his trousers its not nice to point
- abettertype0
another alternative would be to hire one of those artists that paints swim suits on models...thats hot. He could have a tuxedo or suit made of paint....
- Crouwel0
+1 abettertype.
- MX_OnD0
MX_
in your case it will involve a kilt, some scottish faeces, plenty of malt whisky, ganja, sheep and veggie burgers - something for everyone, and a willing goat for the dutchie and his/her ladyboyfriend to share at both ends.
:)
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 15:58)and a doggy bag of my ashes for each guest to scatter where they want, and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest, not to mention the souvenir collector's item limited edition MXashes Business card holder on sale in the foyer for only £7.49 for two (all proceeds going to Haggis Corp.)
MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:02)
- abettertype0
This is the best set of words I have read for a long time....
"and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest"
That is so great.
- MX_OnD0
This describes the best feeling I have had for a long time....
"and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest"
That is so great.
abettertype
(Aug 2 05, 16:14)agreed
- Crouwel0
MX_
in your case it will involve a kilt, some scottish faeces, plenty of malt whisky, ganja, sheep and veggie burgers - something for everyone, and a willing goat for the dutchie and his/her ladyboyfriend to share at both ends, and a JVC handheld to save this precious ritual for generations to come!
:)
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 15:58)and a doggy bag of my ashes for each guest to scatter where they want, and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest, not to mention the souvenir collector's item limited edition MXashes Business card holder on sale in the foyer for only £7.49 for two (all proceeds going to Haggis Corp.) and wee designer vinyl scottish bastards™ with partially brown kilts that can be sniffed and stroked, for only £ 99,90 each!
MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:02)
- nick0
my dad walks around naked all the god damn time...
but then again, he is french
- Crouwel0
oh christ i got to admit this was the first time i laughed so hard i started to make crying noises.
- MX_OnD0
MX_
in your case it will involve a kilt, some scottish faeces, plenty of malt whisky, ganja, sheep and veggie burgers - something for everyone, and a willing goat for the dutchie and his/her ladyboyfriend to share at both ends, and a JVC handheld to save this precious ritual for generations to come to cum over and over!
:)
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 15:58)and a doggy bag of my ashes for each guest to scatter where they want, and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest, not to mention the souvenir collector's item limited edition MXashes Business card holder on sale in the foyer for only £7.49 for two (all proceeds going to Haggis Corp.) and wee designer vinyl scottish bastards™ with partially brown kilts that can be sniffed and stroked, for only £ 99,90 each, optional vibrating sheep and "accessories"!
MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:02)
- Crouwel0
OMFG!! will someone post this to the Anthology please!
i'm peeing me panties!
can't beat that no more i am afraid!
- MX_OnD0
OMFG!! will someone post this to the Anthology please!
i'm peeing me panties!
can't beat it no more, it's gone all red and looks like it might fall off, i am afraid!
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 16:24)
- Crouwel0
OH MY FUCKING G!!!!!!
LOLZ!!!
- MX_OnD0
OH I'M FUCKING tehG!!!!!!
LOLZ!!!
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 16:31)
- Fariska0
you guys are sick
- Crouwel0
haha oh stop it MX_!
i can't take no more.i just discovered you even edited this post, lofl!!!
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This describes the best feeling I have had for a long time...."and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest"
That is so great.
abettertype
(Aug 2 05, 16:14)agreed
MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:16)---
haHAha!
- MX_OnD0
you guys rock
Fariska
(Aug 2 05, 16:34)
- Crouwel0
you guys are sick
Fariska
(Aug 2 05, 16:34)spot on.
well at least i am.
i am taking vitamin tablets as we speak, i have a very sore throat and i am a bit cold! :((its the flu or something.. :/
- pascii0
agahaahagaahaaaawesome
* cleans undies