Women..I just don't get it
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- paraselene0
you were also funny, but the young mothers of the village had begun to complain, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- skt0
Sorry Mm.
and, skt, poor airmanship may result in the rescindince of your bowels, so i'll thank you not to shower without the flannel.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 07:55)New game?
- skt0
shit. too slow. That will teach me for answering the phone.
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but my mum said to your mum that I wasn't to hang about with you and your mum called my mum a slag and then my mum keyed your mums escort and then all hell broke out, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- chossy0
you were also naked like a new born baby, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52
- determinedmoth0
you were also funny, but the resulting deaths and injuries were not, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- JazX0
baby?
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but the bogey running down your cheek nearly made me retch, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- skt0
you were also funny, but just then something rather remarkable occured. So remarkable in fact that I found myself in shock. Where was the help I thought. You were all in the thread and not one of you offered me a brandy or at least dispached a st bernard, and skt I know you have a whole herd of them, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- paraselene0
you were also funny, but your room smells like sour milk and all your d+d figurines are chipped, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)and, skt, poor marksmanship may result in the corpulence of your porgie, so i'll thank you not to aim your crossbow at the animals.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 07:55)
- kelpie0
you were also funny, but my fickle nature occasionaly causes me to hurt the ones I love, a habit I cant help but enjoy more with each passing year in this dungeon of a soul, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)determinedmoth
(Jul 11 05, 08:01)
- chossy0
you were also funny, but the smell wafting from your ass end pure geen ees the dry boak, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- skt0
you were also funny, but you never buy my young socialist literature, or even wear the hat, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
- kelpie0
mine are a bit dark :(
- determinedmoth0
you were also funny, but drowning the children in para's moat was bang out of order and the parents complained for months (not mearly because their clothes turned red), so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)
chossy
(Jul 11 05, 08:05)
- kelpie0
ha ha skt, I declare a winner, your prize will be a ten gallon young socialist hat :P
- paraselene0
you were also funny, but, let's face it: life ain't fair and it'd be unhealthy for you to rely too much on your wit and charm, plus i happen to be a capricious bitch, so I docked points :(
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 08:04)
- skt0
mine are just over there beside the stuffed, and slightly mouldy smelling chimp :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 08:08)
- kelpie0
you can have a rack on which to dry the children Moth...
- chossy0
you were also funny, and it made me jealouse, like the dude from roslin chapel who pure killed his student that got better than him at carving, so I docked points rather than killing you:(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)(Jul 11 05, 08:02