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- anzelina
just now at the post office i found a 'sacred heart auto league' membership card.
driver's prayer :
sacred heart of jesus, grant me a steady hand and watchful eye, that none be hurt as i pass by.
you gave live. i pray no act of mine take away or mar that gift divine.
protect those, lord, who travelw ith me from highway dangers and all anxiety.
teach me to use my car for others' needs and never miss the beauty of your world through excessive speed.
i pledge to drive with loving concern to my every destination offering each travel hour to you in a spirit of reparation.
most sacred heart of jesus, my auto companion, have mercy on me.
- todelete__20
you aren't worthy
- TheTick0
Now do you think the car just got there by the natural laws of physics or did some kind of Intelligent Designer engineer you to find that card and then share it with the rest of us heathens?
- spendogg0
go back to the conspiracy thread!
- TheTick0
Chill my man. Sorry if my humor disturbs you. Maybe you need to ask why you don't ask these bbig questions yourself. Afraid of the answers I bet. Scardy cat...
- GeorgiePorgie0
He made him ride on the heights of the land and fed him with the fruit of the fields. He nourished him with honey from the rock, and with oil from the flinty crag.
Deuteronomy 32:12
- todelete__20
Take it back. On your way buy a nail clipper.
- TheTick0
My God! Jesus is Huge! HE has all those cars in His hands!!
- TheTick0
Hey? Why is Jesus' heart in the middle of his chest and not on the rght side? Just curious...
- TheTick0
Oops..(feeling around chest for telltale thumping) ...left side...
- MrDinky0
o you got nice trimmed nails
HOT
- anzelina0
the part that gets me is
jesus, auto companion!
- TheTick0
Jesus blessed my hotrod
- JazX0
don't make me wake up discipler TheTick tee hee
- anzelina0
look what i found :
- spendogg0
Jesus drives an El Camino with NOS - he lives down the street from me.
- shellie0
lol anzelina thats some shit.
- Jaline0
look what i found :
brneurosci.org/godcars...
anzelina
(Jun 20 05, 12:54)Haha, WHAT the hell???
I mean...*looks around* heck...
- TheTick0
If anyone wants me, I'll be in thread about the dogf**ker...
(I'll bet that collection of words has NEVER been used in english before...)
- anzelina0
what is reparation driving?
reparation driving is the effort of generous souls who, in addition to what is already their duty, seek to give to the sacred heart more love and honor, thereby making up, in some small way, for the inconsideration and recklessness of careless drivers.
