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- MX_OnD0
only when pointing diametricaly away from west.
- iLotion0
I hear that only confuses them and they end up quite perpendicular and apparently quite uncomfortable
- MX_OnD0
so I've heard hence the inordinately high amount of sour -faced ladies in bonnie scotland.
- chossy0
pfft fashion victim thats quite funny ilotion. Yo MX sorry about no pool action try this coming week yeah ?
- MX_OnD0
aye chossy, surely doctor!
- shutdown0
oi...if yer gonna talk about top bollocks can you at least share the icandy for us all to gawp at?
- MX_OnD0
don't know if I'd actually like to see "top bollocks" come to think of it.... not if there is any similarity to "normal bollocks" anyway... urgh
hairy chest plums
- iLotion0
don't know what would be worse if that was the case - the hair or the wrinkliness!
- MX_OnD0
imagine what would be worn to restrain them.....
- gruntt0
a modified one of these i suppose-
- shutdown0
if your love blob containers where around your chest you'd certinly change them more often
- MX_OnD0
probably wash them more often too, cos you'd smell them much sooner.
- iLotion0
hmmm - a Wonderbra for yer pips... "lift & seperate."
and why would you wanna wash em... women love that musty lurvin
- shutdown0
i wonder if women would talk to our bollocks like we talk to their breasts
or stick their head between them and shake the head side to side saying wubwubwubwuwb
and would we have nut enlargements like a woman would enlarge her breasts
- MX_OnD0
i wonder if women would talk to our bollocks like we talk to their breasts
or stick their head between them and shake the head side to side saying wubwubwubwuwb
and would we have nut enlargements like a woman would enlarge her breasts
shutdown
(oct 22 04, 07:04)no
posibbly
probably
- chossy0
MX loves the top bollocks he loves them draped over his shoulder like ;)
- JazX0
ehhh you deserve it. missus for pissus. ;)
- MX_OnD0
MX loves the top bollocks he loves them draped over his shoulder like ;)
chossy
(oct 22 04, 07:14)yet to find a suitably sized
over-shoulder-boulder-holder
- shutdown0
sorry love...you'll have to speak up...i got me bollocks around my ears
