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- branimal0
pardon me?
- 7point340
it's 10:25pm
do you know where branimal's asshole is?
- canuck0
Go PENS!!! still alive
- airey0
for some reason i woke up in the middle of the night and found the cat repainting the bedroom door and smoking a cigar. the little fucker was dropping ash everywhere plus it's an oil based paint so there's the whole flammable problem. try as i might she just doesn't listen to a thing i say. plus, if anything needed repainting, it's the toilet door downstairs!
- can you please send your cat over to my place? i could use an interior decorator.emukid
- 7point340
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and realize i'm not emukid, and then smile and fall contently back to sleep
- 7point340
sometimes i wake canuck up in the middle of the night by peeing in his mouth and realize that Jnr has beaten me to it.
- canuck0
LIES !
- Jaline0
sometimes I get woken up by canuck in the middle of the night. other times, I get woken up by jnr.
- both pooing on your chest7point34
- umm...Jaline
- you misspelled "yum"7point34
- wow, didn't expect thatlocustsloth
- Hey, I'm just following the theme here.Jaline
- i meant the pooing, but if you're ok with it, who am i to judge?locustsloth
- I'm not OK with it, but you know some guys.Jaline
- 3 is more fun, me first tho :)Jnr_Madison
- airey0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and log-on to emukid and 7point34's webcam and watch them wake each other up and perform hard-core man-love. for a nominal monthly fee.
- You get what you pay for.Jnr_Madison
- we aim to please7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
GO LIES!!!
- airey0
- I was so disappointed in that album, after being sucked into Appetite for destructiondesignerror
- First CD i ever ownedlocustsloth
- designerror0
stupid motherfuckers should be shot
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_ne…
- capsize0
australia pulls out of the coalition of the willing: last 600 combat troops in Iraq go home.
- GreedoLives0
So what are the chances of hillary hanging it up tonite?
- Jaline0
We're taking the boss out for lunch this afternoon. Right now I am waiting for her to get off the phone so that I can wish her. I really hope it actually is her birthday. Even if I'm sure of it, I get nervous for some reason. Especially since she is my boss and is always busy :/
- I bet she's a peachcapsize
- She's super nice, actually. I'm just not into talking to people who are nearly double my age. I feel awkward.Jaline
- I'd love to join youDr_Rand
- I wish Rand were here so that I'd feel more comfortable :)Jaline
- yesterday qbn regressed to 5th grade.capsize
- I am designated old person liasonDr_Rand
- I did it. Wasn't too bad. Other co-workers were in her office too, singing "Happy Birthday". Hopefully lunch willJaline
- go fine :)Jaline
- I just have to act like a normal person and answer questions. They always make fun of me for not speaking.Jaline
- (in a light-hearted way)Jaline
