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- xenicon0
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
- mr_snuggles0
Me and my homies used to all chip in 50 cent so one of us could get a ticket to the Black Eyed Peas concert. Then we used to get that dude in there with a tin can with a bit of string on it that was long enough to reach all of us outside. We take turns listening to that shit for free. Was dope as hell. You should try it. Obviosly it works best at outside concerts and you can't have any slack on the string. Works best when they have those fences you can poke the string through. Cause there's like 20 of us when we;re taking it in turns listening the other members of my clan would keep a look outr security.
- xenicon0
AMD15
- mr_snuggles0
ology tech n'
- Rand0
Yes, it’s been a while. Yes, I stopped drinking. Except for beer, wine and vodka. Started smoking again, though.
And yes, as they say, I’ve “found someone.”
We met one day walking our dogs. She asked how it was going.I said not so good. Me neither, she said.
The next time we ran into each other, she admitted she’d waited for me. I felt the familiar redness coming into my face, I stared at my shoes. I felt her hand on my cheek. My first human contact in sixteen months.
When did I lose my capacity to deal? When did I not become a grown up man? Why does she, apparently, love me, and think I’m handsome? In other words, as opposed to you?
I've slowly become accustomed to appearing ridiculous to others. But even worse, to myself.
Life, apparently, is irreversible
- xenicon0
is that a menage a trois?
- Rand0
beer, wine and vodka, yes
- mr_snuggles0
Triple secs
- xenicon0
no labels, man
- GreedoLives0
i want to buy this
http://cgi.ebay.com/HUGE-TYPE-SP…
but i can't quite justify it.
And what the hell would i do with it?
- Rand0
fictional excerpt, by the way
- xenicon0
she called, we know
- mr_snuggles0
look, i think i know how you feel about me.. so don't worry about
having to explain yourself.
- kingjulien0
Hold it, Chassie. Hold it right there.
What are you doing? You're on my team.
There are no teams.
- Rand0
I've been discussing the vw ad with myself
- grunttt0
if i had one wish and it couldn't be for money, world peace, or eterenal wishes i do believe i would wish for healthy cigarettes.
"new marlboro lights. great source of calcium, chock full o' vitamins, excellent anitioxident"
- mr_snuggles0
If they can make toilets that flush by themselves, why not a healthy cigarette?
- grayhood0
just smoke some celery sticks, sans peanutbutter.
- grunttt0
hard to keep that shit lit.
carrots too.
- canuck0
So I have a roommate who is an ass. Biggest jerk in life. Anyway he is cleaning out all his shit, from the freezer because he is leaving to go home to Toronto in an hour or so. And hey says "hey you know what would be a good prank putting frozen ground beef in the laundry room and just leaving it there".
-We live in an apartment and share the laundry room with a floor of people.
Yeah sure guy whatever. So he puts this shit in the laundry room thinking he is some big jokester. Anyway, me and my other roommmate just removed it from the laundry room, and have now placed the ground beef (which is in seran wrap) into one of his suitcaes he is taking home (it's already packed)
He is taking the greyhound back. Anyway when he gets back to Toronto, that pack is gonna smell really bad and hopefully will fuck up some of his other shit.
Yeah I know karma, and all that, but this is karma for him being such a duche all year.