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- juhls0
Just read dropdown's post...
- digdre0
i hear the word mossletof/mozzletof pretty much lately, what is it?
- juhls0
Actually, I have so much school work to do. I should have at least 2 projects done before Tuesday :/
- Rand0
"ever feel like you've been cheated?"
- Orbit0
I mean... fucking Louis Cans for fuck's sake. Louis Cans. Say that with me. Its just... fuck... you couldn't make this shit up, really you couldn't.
Louis Cans.
Can I get a witness?
- Orbit0
Luois Cnas.
Its just... I mean... COME ON! LUIOS FUCKING CASN!!!!!
DO I HEAR A HOWSO?????
- Orbit0
CAN I GET A BISCUIT PEOPLE?
HUH?
CAN I GET A MOTHER FUCKING BISCUIT??
- Orbit0
YOUR DAMN RIGHT I'M JUMPY.
- grunttt0
I've got a lot of "friends" from way back when on facebook. I'm amazed how many of them have found jesus since i hung out with them in our crazy sin*-filled past (*fun). They're always obnoxiously requesting prayers for so and so or sending out prayers for some other so and so. Do they think jesus is on facebook?
- http://www.facebook.…megE
- :) you askedmegE
- that's the problem. they think jesus is everywhere7point34
- Irish!ninjasavant
- ha! you'd think he'd have more friends.grunttt
- "The clouds break and a voice comes down from the heavens.. "Hi Terri, It's me God. I just saw your status update."grunttt
- Orbit0
YOU CAN'T VACCINATE AGAINST *THIS* SHIT HOMBRE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? I MEAN, THIS SHIT IS THE FIGGY PUDDING ON THE NILE, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING????
DAMN RIGHT.
- Orbit0
Sure you got your stacks of paper man, but you can't make that shit sing. I mean, not like an angel man, you can't make that shit sing like an angel not for all the cows in dubai mother fucker, no siree.
- locustsloth0
Do you feel, sometimes, that age is against you?
- Orbit0
"I'VE GOT A DISCO ON MY BACK LADY. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY"
so she left. I miss her.
- Orbit0
Lets just take a moment here. Re-evaluate where this is going. We've reached a kind of fork in the road here people. Its really time to decided, one way or the other, for better or for worse, which way you're leaning here.
So are you with me? or are you going to be sniffing up a mile of some other guy's turds just to see where they came from.
Am I making things clear to you?
DOES THIS COMPUTE?
- Orbit0
The crazy thing is, I DON'T EVEN LIKE FEET! I'M A TITS MAN! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
So he kept those and I left with nothing but a coupon.
- Dad, I hear you. Mary Magdalen had massive ones. Can I get an amen?JesusChrist
- Rand0
god bless you for trying, my main man
- Orbit0
I've been fighting since 78 when the filth was on the street and you could hit a milk cap for four if the breeze was right, but when the fat sister took the slops and Harryhausen was at the door, man, we had the ponies in our netherwear sifting clags for signs of root and the only thing you had was your lumps of ham and a rage so hot it made your balls fall off.
We was fightin then, we are fightin' now, and damn it all to hell we'll still be here tomorrow, fighting like chipmunks in a gallon of spodge.
But you ask the man... shot, he'l just tell you I'm crazy as a fucker and you'll probably believe him too.
- 7point340
smells a bit rancid in here. when was the last time blog was defrosted?