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- nilsnihil0
Pirate capitalism is no longer cool so why is the skull still so much in the forefront of graphic tees etc? Maybe its one of those paradoxical signs that are empty and full at the same time. Post-ironic in that there is exhaustion is seeing it so much that it becomes only decorative the way the american flag was in the 60s, the coca-cola logo in the 70's, Hard Rock cafe in 80s, paris hilton in 90s.
- Horp0
The hills are alive with celibate cries.
- ian0
I got my haircut last thursday and I've finally resigned myself to the fact that i now look 14.
- magnificent_ruin0
I'VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO BE BORING
- I hate to tells you chief, but I don't find you borning at all. in fact, quite the opposite you rapscallion.ian
- AMEN.Jnr_Madison
- DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A BORING MAN???!!!
http://www.urbandict…
I THINK NOT.Jaline - that's a testament if i've ever seen one_salisae_
- nilsnihil0
I'M JUST a GASBAG- pffftnilsnihil
- I wish I was a lobster..neue75_bold
- I am just a cum rag.Jnr_Madison
- don't stop Gents you'll feel better praise Allahnilsnihil
- I am a lobstermagnificent_ruin
- kelpie0
I have a scar on my jaw about the size of 2 tuppence pieces, its not a tough scar its basically perfectly smooth skin like a babies bottom, but surrounded by thick stubble. Today I noticed that hair is growing back on it, and at an alarming rate
- werewolf attack?max_prophet
- fungus? mutant growth?Jaline
- Did skt touch you?Jaline
- all I know is I woke up in some trees with scratches on my back and a numb asskelpie
- (that was meant to be note2)kelpie
- great stuff?neue75_bold
- was there blood?magnificent_ruin
- so skt did 'touch' youmax_prophet
- no, just lots of margarinekelpie
- ok, there's funny werewolf rapey chat, then there's taking this too far gents...kelpie
- kelpie0
the speed at which janne confirms my friend request is now the measure of his respect or lack thereof for me.
- Horp0
Jaline, as a Canadian and a female you need to be a little ashamed that you've never sat by the window, in the rain, with a broken heart and a cup of hot chocolate and put Joni Mitchell's 'Blue' on. Its so wrong on so many levels that I suggest we curtail all future correspondence until such a time as you have addressed this gross oversight.
Yours Truly, Angry Slob
- That said, you don't strike me as the mushy romantic type so it may well leave you cold.Horp
- Perhaps its best you stick you your jerky 20second long electro-spasmic epileptic-robot whippersnapper-music...Horp
- Broken heart, nope, windows, nope, rain, not really, hot chocolate DING DING DINGJaline
- I do have to listen to some of her music eventually.Jaline
- hahahahaha she'll be dead one day toonilsnihil
- have to. pah._salisae_
- It's just too well-known and a part of Canada to ignore.Jaline
- kelpie0
man its an orgy of Fakebook all up in here now.
yo
- *unzipsNotByHand
- Am I the last person in blog to not have a FB account?Jnr_Madison
- You'll get one eventually.Jaline
- Oh no, too many people I NEVER want to be contact with again.Jnr_Madison
- See, I have lots of people in contact with me, but I choose to respond. Or not. Some interesting stories can be foundJaline
- It's pretty boring though.Jaline
- Jnr, I have no Facebook account, let us frollic together, on Myspace.Horp
- *frolicsJnr_Madison
- MySpace is worse.Jaline
- it's addictive at first... bewarnedmegE
- I haven't touched MySpace in over 2 months ... however... Facebook daily almost, haha.flavorful
- Fariska0
I just used the word "vaporware" on an works's email.
- better than saying gasbagwarenilsnihil
- cumwareJnr_Madison
- chossy0
Yo bitches (chicks) kelpie got his scar from a piece of shrapnel that flew from a hand grenade in somalia where he was sheilding some orphans which he found loving homes for, shortly afterwards. The hair which used to form on his scar was singed off badly when he was rescuing some puppies from a house fire which again he found loving homes for :D. Ask him how he lost the tip of his finger to an orca he was fending off that was attacking a dolphin giving birth.
- magnificent_ruin0
ladies and gentlemen, the ship is going down
- failing on all cylindersmagnificent_ruin
- we sink at dawn.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
It's a little know fact that Kelpie starred along side Liam Neeson, Robbie Coltrane and Todd Carty (his first film role) in the 1983 movie Krull, playing the Glaive.
- I'm not sure what any of this means.Jaline
- Oh, I see:
http://www.imdb.com/…
Thought you were talking about a comic book I read.Jaline - Even though you totally explained it by saying, "1983 movie Krull"Jaline
- nilsnihil0
Many explorers found new land
at the bottom of the sea- good thoughtmagnificent_ruin
- how about new clients?magnificent_ruin
- Horp0
I just wrote a Kelpie legend concerning Isambard Kingdom Brunel but it wasn't up to par so I deleted it.
Apologies to you all, particularly to Kelpie.
- 7point340
what are the kids talking about today?
i need a joke to beat into the ground
- *brainstorms about something kelpie related7point34
- your mom. beat that into the ground.Jnr_Madison
- Try connecting someone's place of residence to a food item and add a vulgarity. That'l be enough ammo for a day or twolocustsloth
- that should be easy enough. my mother is dead, Jnr7point34
- That sounds familiar, so is mine. I am so sorry.Jnr_Madison
- i'm not. i killed her.7point34
- Fariska0
Isambard Kingdom Brunel should have been a sorry kid. Imagine him playing with other kids. With that name.
- Jaline0
The "What's New and Exciting" thread explains everything.
