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- PonyBoy0
my square hurts
- PonyBoy0
sorry everybody is sick :(
i've been sick for a couple of weeks now it feels like - since around christmas i've had a nasty hack and some annoying snifflage...
... which reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask you -
Do you look at your boogers every time you blow your nose?... or do you just discard the tissue and move on with life?
- I always take a peekcreative-
- BOTHmagnificent_ruin
- My boogers never have any colour to them. If they did, I think I would notice out of the corner of my eye. So no.Jaline
- always!7point34
- I now feel uncomfortable about saying "boogers"Jaline
- Horp0
As an aside, I used to be tormented horribly as a small boy because of the size of my nose, so I used to sleep face down on the pillow in the hope that it might stunt any further nose growth.
- did it work?PonyBoy
- this story makes me feel even closer to youmagnificent_ruin
- My dad has a nose like yours, and like those types of noses. So he used to tell us to pull our noses, and that they wouldJaline
- grow more this way.Jaline
- * plays The Carpenters for horp & randlocustsloth
- It did not work PonyBoy, but I learned to love my nose anyway. It looks great in a bikini.Horp
- did it work?PonyBoy
- oh crap... i was trying to be redundant cuz of all the notes... and BAM... Horp replies.
Humor attempt failure.PonyBoy - My nose is like a miniature version of my dad's. It's sharper, but very small so you don't notice anything strange.Jaline
- By the way, Horp, your nose makes you look more intelligent. And a bit creepy, but we'll overlook that...Jaline
- HAHAHAHAHA Thanks Jaline. That made me laugh like a moron.Horp
- I had the same thing, I took a hammer to it. kinda workedkelpie
- D_Dot0
I've just gotten some of my morning peanut butter all over some fairly important pieces of work paper. I need a scape goat.
oh ya and morning everyone!- Tell them its fecal matter. They will not pursue it any further.Horp
- Blame Pablocreative-
- careful!! peanut butter seems to be the cause of the salmonella outbreak here in the states!PonyBoy
- Plus that sounds more likely than my peanut butter story...D_Dot
- salmonella? I had no idea there was chicken in my peanut butter...D_Dot
- creative-0
I fear I may have passed on the flu I had during the first full week of January :E
- if you passed on it, why worry?magnificent_ruin
- I know what happens on the 6th day of having it...creative-
- a creepy japanese girl comes out of the tv?Greedo
- nilsnihil0
from yesterday:
As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!- that sign was made for you and memagnificent_ruin
- bad design in actionGreedo
- kalkal0
I love the smell of new Apple hardware.
- I wanna smell too. Send it over.D_Dot
- mouse cage aroma?
nilsnihil - Careful, it turns to the smell of obsolescence in 6-9 monthslocustsloth
- 7point340
horp,
i was also terribly self-conscious about my nose. it kept getting bigger. and just when i thought i was ok with it, i broke it, and in resetting it it now has a rather large bump up near the bridge.
it was like 7th grade all over again
- PonyBoy0
i'm tempted to put some photos of me back up - i put them in here the other day to have you guys pick one for the mug thread... then yanked them down fast as my mom replied to me that I looked incredibly stoned (she was right too)...
... oddly enough - for the 3 mins they were up - two people did manage to photoshop my likeness into something...
... and looking at pics of you folks etc...
... i'm paranoid to post - you all look so... good.
Please provide the appropriate therapy so I can leave my picture online for more than 3 mins at a time.
- you make me sick!7point34
- sorry, i am but a one-trick pony. if you will...7point34
- Unless you're trying to date one of us. Go nuts. Who gives a shit what we think.D_Dot
- I'm shakingmagnificent_ruin
- Are you Brett?
nilsnihil - Hahahahaha.Horp
- pony that isnilsnihil
- Brett?
No... I am Kevin.PonyBoy - He's Murray.Jaline
- magnificent_ruin0
I must have been mad
I never knew what I had- a large nose?7point34
- a case of sweaty animal wineGreedo
- I drank it all awaymagnificent_ruin
- ultimate handsomeness geneJaline
- brett and all?7point34
- *blushesmagnificent_ruin
- I must have been rand
never knew what I handmagnificent_ruin
- PonyBoy0
who is this Brett?
what'd i miss?... come on now - not nice to leave a vet out of the joke... i'm in, guys... i'm in!!c'mon guys...
... c'moooooonnnn... :(
- Hahahaha, Ponyboy I think you're creating a mystery where there isn't one. Its all in the last 10 posts.Horp
- >:(PonyBoy
- read my wine postmagnificent_ruin
- PonyBoy0
AND WHO'S MURRAY?!!!
- NotByHand0
Where should I go for lunch today?
- c'mon over - i've got a side of greens that'll make your afternoon perfectPonyBoy
- Side of greens?
*inquisitive facial expressionNotByHand - tossed salad?magnificent_ruin
- magnificent_ruin0
Watch the mountain turn
To dust and glow away
Oh Lord, you know there's got to be a better way
And the old masquerade is a no soul parade
Marchin' through the ruins of time
To save us He gave us sweet cherry wine- Tommy James was expressing his Christian beliefs in this song - the "sweet cherry wine" represents the blood of Jesus.magnificent_ruin
- transubstantiation has always made me feel really uncomfortableGreedo
- the brett of jesusmagnificent_ruin
- NotByHand0
Am I the only one who thinks of the PV as a factory where people work 'shifts'?
(The North-American NT'ers, European NT'ers, Australian NT'ers... etc). Obviously the shifts overlap somewhat... and then you have 'wild-cards', like Jnr... who can show up at any point.- i always thought of the aussies as the night shift meself...Greedo
- hahaha@GreedoNotByHand
- Jnr's hours make no sense. I often think he is some Scottish-qbn-bot.canuck
- sometimes i swear he's on here for like two days straight, day and night, then sleeps it off for two daysGreedo
- shitnee used to do thatmagnificent_ruin
- i can never discern who's on what shiftlocustsloth
- neue75_bold0
shock me like an electric eel, baby
- 7point340
Holly holy dream
Wanting only you
And she comes
And I run just like the wind will
Holly holy
- set0
- i am in complete agreement with what you have said herelocustsloth
- agreed.set
- i agree that you've agreed7point34