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- digdre0
I don't get food here.
- Fariska0
Tesco Sandwich for lunch yesterday - Kebab for dinner.
Time to balance all the good stuff had during xmas time and be back to the brit fast food reality
- chossy0
My hands still totally stonk of chlorine yo! I had a shower when I got back last night and I used some mad adidas stuff which totally stonk anall.
seen.
- Horp0
I have a very rotund post-christmas buddha belly jutting out when I sit down now. Most upsetting. My daughter likes to dive at it head first shouting BIGDADDYBELLYBELLY.
- put a copper pot over your bally under your cardigan then when she runs she will get knocked the fuck out yo!. :Dchossy
- ........chossy
- lol :Dchossy
- I didn't want to laugh at that but in the end I went off like a party bag.Horp
- haha chossyJaline
- when daughter was young and i got a sunburn she called me red lobstermagnificent_ruin
- chossy0
Badooong!! I did this once spooky.
I charged at my sister once and she darted out of the way and I ran smack into a bed frame totally knocked myself out made a massive weird metallic noise and I had a massive egger on my head for ages he he.
- MrOneHundred0
I had a Whopper for dinner. It's going nowhere!
- Fariska0
Design a logo - win some strippers:
http://www.thelogofactory.com/lo…
- Horp0
Is it my turn to post?
I just went home and had a rare treat in my vegetarian house - a bacon sandwich HOM HOM HOM NOMNOMNOM.
- NotByHand0
I just enjoyed a nice bowl of cereal.
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And my entire daily battery of meds, of course, which ensures I don't go on a rampant killing spree, or lock myself naked in a bunker somewhere.
- digdre0
I just enjoyed a cup of rice without any steak orso.. because Horp forgot about that
- max_prophet0
After much thought and consideration I've come to a conclusion:
I'm useless at this life thing.
- Cheer up Sammy.canuck
- Sorry, you did not win. Try again!Fariska
- Wait until Spring arrives. Everything gets better when Spring arrives. This is the winter of (our) disco tent.Horp
- This country is too cold and too dark.max_prophet
- I always thought you were over in the US because of your profile.Horp
- This account used to be an evangelical preacher.max_prophet
- Ah! I see.
I SEE! ... I CAN SEE!
BLESS YOU LORD!Horp - Peace in the middle east!max_prophet
- canuck0
It's snowing like the dickens.
- Fariska0
I just visited the Gaza thread.
I'm about to explode on a very caustic and hateful rant about
religion, politics and humans stupidity.- explode awaycanuck
- Good ideaFariska
- sounds fitting.max_prophet
- And afterwards we can talk about colouring pencils again.Horp
- NotByHand0
Come on, René... get some work done... you can do it.
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nah... just keep stumbling around the Qube like the useless piece of shit you are...
- D_Dot0
Good morning all. I opted to forgo shoveling the driveway in favor of drinking a cup of delicious coffee... future me will worry about the snow piling up. Now that I'm at work I need another cup.
- nilsnihil0
tit for tat
- magnificent_ruin0
After much thought and consideration I've come to a conclusion:
I'm delusional.- and useless at this life thingmagnificent_ruin
- hmm... there seem to be some sort of theme today...NotByHand
- NotByHand0
After much thought and consideration I've come to a conclusion:
This used thing is lifeless.
- Make sure you rinse it out before you dispose of it.max_prophet
