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- longtongued_liar0
alright i'm sorry i haven't taken any pics yet, jesus
- no worries man. take your time.emukid
- big emu guilt!Greedo
- For some reason ... I want you to hear my story:
http://www.qbn.com/t…flavorful - The story starts at 56:35. It has nothing to do with munging, but I think you'll get a kick out of it.flavorful
- me or emu?longtongued_liar
- You.flavorful
- haha cool i will listen to it laterlongtongued_liar
- My voice sounds weirder than normal. I sound different when I try to enunciate my words.flavorful
- Usually I talk like a mile a minute in an incomprehensible accent that boggles everyone I talk to.flavorful
- moamoa0
- that IS funnymagnificent_ruin
- http://www.myfonts.c…moamoa
- meh. Didn't he storm off not four hours ago claiming this place was beneath him? Just long enough to code this excuse to return.Horp
- excuse to return without looking like he's got no pride whatsoever.Horp
- My brain just exploded.Jaline
- magnificent_ruin0
where the fuck is JazX?
- I, for one, can't get enoughmagnificent_ruin
- I'll probably kill myself tonightmagnificent_ruin
- damn does that mean i have to too?longtongued_liar
- JazX met his quotanilsnihil
- i can't feel my noose, sarge...Greedo
- nilsnihil0
van morrison= imbecile?
- he wants a drink of water. someone go to the kitchen and get him a drink of waterlongtongued_liar
- it was all downhill after tb sheetsmagnificent_ruin
- Jnr's theme song?nilsnihil
- i'm sorry to tell you, you have ringwormGreedo
- emukid0
- free virusemukid
- all i hear is beepinglongtongued_liar
- its good beepingemukid
- moamoa0
- uh-ohnilsnihil
- it's ARIAL FFS! check the Q!longtongued_liar
- customized ITC Didimagnificent_ruin
- i always wanted to rip that. thanks for reminding me..janne76
- digdre0
how are you
- I was a free man in Parisnilsnihil
- in paris? you were IN paris? for realz?digdre
- I felt fettered and unalivemagnificent_ruin
- Could i have a favor? oh, wait, nevermindlocustsloth
- Horp0
Barry Manilow has clearly has his face laminated at Kinkos.
*Switches channels.
- longtongued_liar0
my boss is on a conference call.
the guy he is talking to sounds exactly like sam the eagle.
- longtongued_liar0
- for Thomaslongtongued_liar
- who is thomasdigdre
- sorry, i assumed that your full name was Thomas... how do you spell it?longtongued_liar
- TOMdigdre
- haaaaahahahhaha
I LOVE THE MUPPETS!!!flavorful - hahaha oh well then... Tom.
this is sam the eagle.longtongued_liar
- Jaline0
I see two VERY bright stars beside the moon tonight. Must be what you guys were talking about earlier. It's been so clear lately, but you can usually see stars here in the suburbs.
- delia and sevillongtongued_liar
- i wish i could fly out into space so i could tag up pedobear stickers on the satellites floating above..e-pill
- That's Venus and Jupiter. The 3 were in perfect alignment on monday last. Next alignment will be in 2052.Corvo2
- Fariska0
the nonsense around here is so overwhelming that is almost starting to make some sense.
- Fariska0
think of a propellor, ok?
now add a black hole and 3 parts of vodka
- Corvo20
hiya folks, how's it keepin'?
- e-pill0
ahh the place is a mess, comic books are everywhere and ashtrays and coffee cups pilled in trash cans and discarded receipts and metrocards with bills and sneakers of all colours shapes and brands..
- Fariska0
can i have a cosmic book?
- MrOneHundred0
My cat woke me at 4 this morning – as she has had occasion to from time to time – but today I finally worked out why, and it’s a hell of a thing!
She was standing at the door to our boys’ bedroom and meowing quite incessantly for some time. I went into their room to find our son had wet the bed (still in the toilet-training phase). He does this maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I thought back to the last time the cat woke me up, sure enough, I have the vaguest recollection that the same thing happened.
My fucking cat is waking me up to tell me my son has wet the bed!
After I cleaned him up, dressed him and changed the sheets, the cat was back to sleeping on the top of the couch.
- ahahah, I guess maybe human piss smells like cat piss to us for them.flavorful
- that, or your cat tries to be helpful with parenting.Fariska
- a little of each, I think.MrOneHundred
- Animals are amazing. I suspect pets in a few hundred years will be able to speak or something.Corvo2
- LOL corvo.Jnr_Madison
- hahaa what the.flavorful
- AHHAHAH.Corvo2
- HAHAHAHHA, CorvoJaline
- Jnr_Madison0
That fritzl jpg caught me off guard and made me giggle so much my gf fell out with me.
- Your gf fell out of you?pylon
- I was hanging our the back of her.Jnr_Madison
- It's all so clear now.pylon
- Your liver is your gf?flavorful
- flavorful0
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- longtongued_liar0
i'm fuckin BOUT it!