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- digdre0
ahahaa tyour site, brilliant
- Fariska0
Next time i came up with the idea of organizing something in Italy.
Please torture me. Slowly.- It will be less painful anyway.Fariska
- you know mafia?digdre
- dolce far niente?capsize
- I wish i know someone inside mafia. That would make things smooth.Fariska
- si, vaffanculocapsize
- non,Vai a fare in culocapsize
- eh? I don't know anything, pretty sure if you say that you'll be respectedcapsize
- ahahahaha.Fariska
- killthefish0
Who the hell am I?
- I think it's been obvious that no one gives a flying fuck.flavorful
- OHHH!!! BURN!!!!flavorful
- NICE WATCH!!!!flavorful
- you are Ming the Mercilous, my friend. Or Anton LaVey. Same differencelocustsloth
- Yes flavorfull you've cut me to my central thing.killthefish
- Jaline0
I am listening to various theme songs, including "Mission Impossible" and the James Bond one. I miss playing these in band class.
- flavorful0
I guess now is as good as time as any to stroll into the office.
- naked.Jnr_Madison
- I should just send you a text every morning.Jaline
- with shit all over yer chest...neue75_bold
- "i just flew in from cleveland and boy is my chest brown..."Greedo
- You should. As that would probably only put a bigger smile on my face when I wake up. :Dflavorful
- And it did take me about an hour to finally get to my desk here after posting this, haha.flavorful
- lolJaline
- WHO'S TALKIN SHIT ON THE CHEST?hallelujah
- FUCK YEAH!hallelujah
- I'll say this despite the possible repercussions that will come about as a result...flavorful
- I never ever ever ever want to get shit anywhere from anything on me. That goes for piss and the like as well.flavorful
- digdre0
Deerhunter :)
- neue75_bold0
Gold Lion..
- booom booom shhhhh boom boom shhhJaline
- yeah yeah yeahcapsize
- show yer bones!neue75_bold
- tell me what you saw...Greedo
- tell me what you saw...neue75_bold
- flavorful0
If a gay couple (lesbian) that you knew after some drinks told you that you were in the short list for sperm donors would you take it as a compliment?
- erm, depends on how I have to donate. and how hot they aredigdre
- on the face or with a basting stick?Jnr_Madison
- depends, are they hot LOL OMG ASL?Greedo
- I side-stepped that by saying, "I wouldn't want things to get weird, so it'd be via injection ... just not hot beef injection."flavorful
- Also, I don't think I would ever go through with it as my genes would not benefit in the reproduction process.flavorful
- But I guess I am pretty shallow, so I did take it as a compliment.flavorful
- more like... cocktail weiner... injection...turk_182
- An "Uh ... are you sure it's in? Injection."flavorful
- They do know you are ginger, right?Jnr_Madison
- I admit to having the ginger gene, however, I'm not full blown ginger like Fanta Pubes.flavorful
- STRAWBERRY BLONDE DAMNIT! It's blonde in the summer, reddish in the winter. It all depends on the sun!flavorful
- i shudder to think what pittsburgh lesbians would look like... just sayin'.Greedo
- GO PENS!canuck
- You're correct to shudder. The hot ones I know are bi, the ones that are full on I imagine it's not by their choice.flavorful
- WTF do you know how much fun it would be with two lesbians? they could put on a show for youscarabin_net
- ...to "fluff" you of course, then... bow chicka bow wowscarabin_net
- killthefish0
Have a good lesbian sperm donation, flavorful.
- My suggestion: buy a new turkey baster before Thanksgiving, to replace the old onelocustsloth
- I've only used turkey basters with gin buckets.flavorful
- canuck0
I thought Körperwelten was a town. go figure. it's not.
- killthefish0
That's where you go to see dead people.
- digdre0
- what would morrissey saycapsize
- it will be in his new autobiographyhallelujah
- hallelujah0
towering fucking inferno of babble
- Fahrenheit 451canuck
- it will be in his new autobiographyhallelujah
- wrong posthallelujah
- Rays?canuck
- QBN_Moderator0
Flavorful, Do not attempt to impregnate lesbians.
If you persist, you will be dismissed.
- Oh, let him have some fun.canuck
- Well I wasn't ... but I don't like anyone telling me what to do.flavorful
- got to admit, I get a thrill from your postshallelujah
- digdre0
QBN _ Moderator = real? or fake? hmm?
- it's on the internet, duh. Of course it's real.killthefish
- hallelujah0
I’d been walking for hours
Needed a rest
Take a good look around
No where to rest
There’s a shop
Selling gentlemen’s suits
Further along
An estate agent or two
And a takeaway sign
Over a dusty door
Shiny photos of food
Slightly micro-waved
It’s a Methodist hall
No smoking
No dogs
It looks pretty grim
In the Methodist hall
Despite a poster which says
That its there for us all
And it’s a beautiful day
For walking away
Beautiful day
